Question for Mitt Romney
If you love Michigan so much, why did you move to Massachusetts? And why were you for the bailouts before you were against them? (I know that’s two questions)
Dow Drops 400 Because of Italy
In order to minimize the effects of Europe affecting America, we need fewer hedge fund managers like Jon Corzine hedging bets on Greece’s economy.
I Should Be There
The debate is about to start without me. But that’s OK. I’ll still be able to show that I am best suited to be president and I have the strongest economic platform among the candidates. I am best qualified to blow your tax dollars and bring prosperity back to America.
Stay Tuned
Today is a busy day for this blog. For those who have been criticizing me for a decrease in posts over the past few months, stay tuned throughout the day as I will be posting fast and furious (though I will not be giving weapons to drug cartels at this time).
At 2:00PM Eastern, this blog will be undergoing the Emergency Alert System. The blog will post various warnings and hyperboles as part of the Emergency Alert System. Please note that the messages will not be real and that this is only a test. I will not be grading these tests so everybody will get an “A”.
Tonight is the debate. The main focus of the debate will be the economy. This is my strongest point. (And probably the biggest reason why I wasn’t invited to debate.) I am the true fiscal conservative. I have spent less money on my campaign than all other candidates combined. The debate is at 6:00PM Mountain time on CNBC.
I may or may not write something else as it happens. This is a rare day that I will be home all day but not working at all. There will be no appointments again as I am a bit under a weather with a mild case of simple chronic halitosis.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Tax Policy and Unemployment
I believe that unemployment can be lowered by offering tax cuts to companies that hire people and increase taxes on companies that can afford to hire people but opt not to.
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November 9, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, debate, economy, humor, Oakland, satire, taxes | hiring, tax cuts, unemployment | Comments Off on Tax Policy and Unemployment