Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Tea Party Radio Show

I have decided to host an April 15 Long Island Iced tea party on BlogTalk Radio.  I realize there will be many people who will be unable to attend a tea party due to work or other commitments.  It will be a 90-minute show with information to reach the members of Congress and the Senate who are most involved with the budget and taxes.  I will also play my keyboard to keep the party going.

The show starts at 10PM Eastern / 9 Central/ 8 Mountain/ 7 Pacific.  Call-in number: (347) 945-7487

April 11, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, debt, economy, politics, Washington | , , , , | 2 Comments

Ahmnodt Legal Tender

The Federal Reserve has issued $100 bills with Ahmnodt Heare.

The Federal Reserve has issued $100 bills with Ahmnodt Heare.

Since the federal government is going to run up our national debt, I can at least be honored to don the new $100 bill.  Ahmnodt Legal Tender… Coming soon to banks across America.

March 31, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, debt, economy, politics, satire | , , | 1 Comment

Why I’m Running for President

Some people might say I am setting my goals too high, but I’m not one of those people.  I see a Congress that is more than willing to save big business from failing but does nothing for small businesses like the nudie bar down the street from me.  I see a congress that wants America’s youth to volunteer while the only volunteering they have done is volunteer to  give themselves raises.

I see a president who says he wants to help the average America, but has done nothing about the affordability of going to a movie.  Movie prices have increased here recently as well as the price of refreshments.  I see a president who says he wants to fight terrorism, but has done nothing to prevent the likes of William Shattner and Anne Murray from infiltrating our country.

I see a Democratic Party that complained about “trickle-down” economics, but gave trillions to failed businesses with none of that money trickling down.  I see a Republican Party that claims to be fiscally conservative, but voted to fund a “bridge to nowhere” with a GOP Congress and President to a red state with Republican senators and a Republican governor.

This is why I am running for President as an Independent:  Because I get it.  I see that small businesses and families need help as much as big businesses and the Cinemafia.  I see that prosperity cannot exist when money is taken from people trying to prosper to people who have prospered and blew the money.  I see that people want ther bridges want to go from somewhere to somewhere else.

I can’t do this alone.  (Unless I took over via a coup d’ e’tat, which I can’t because government too too much tax money for me to fund that.  Besides, somebody might get hurt.)  I need your help and I will need your vote.  Because somebody has to look out for the average American.

March 26, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, change, cinemafia, commentary, debt, Democrats, economy, editorial, election, foreign policy, issues, politics, Republicans, satire | , , , , , | 7 Comments

A Brief Synopsis

I want to give a brief synopsis of President Obama’s speech and Governor Jindal’s response.  I was originally going to give a longer reply, but I have suddenly gotten ill.  If you want any further insight into how I felt after either speech, please send an e-mail to ahmnodtheare@politician.com.  Please note that all submissions become the property of the Ahmnodt heare for President campaign and may be used against you in the court of law.  Object is larger than appears in the mirror.  That’s it for the legalese.

Neither Obama nor Jindal touched the high price of entertainment.  Neither approached the affordability of my health plan.  President Obama’s energy plan does not cover the breadth of my program.  And I have the most comprehensive plan to stop corporate welfare.

We have a long way to go before people in office listen to my ideas.  I hope it’s not too late before they get it.

February 25, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, debt, economy, editorial, environment, health care, Obama, politics, satire | , | Comments Off on A Brief Synopsis

How I Would Relieve Overcrowding Prisons

California recently was ordered to release over 10,000 prisoners because their prisons are overcrowded.  Some say we should build more prisons while others say we should have fewer laws.  I have a few additional suggestions:

  1. Waist limit of 34 inches:  By getting prisoners to lose weight and get slender, there will be more room to move around.  Overweight prisoners will go to a boot camp to shed inches before being allowed to a regular prison.
  2. Get rid of TVs and Weights:  They simply take up too much room and do little to rehabilitate prisoners.
  3. Bunk beds:  Prison cells will be equipped with three-high bunk beds.  This will create more room.
  4. Replace toilets with urinals:   This will save space.  Prisoners’ diets will be liquid, so solid excretion will no longer be a problem.
  5. Make prison life so miserable that they will never want to come back.  This will stop the influx of repeat offenders.

With just a little ingenuity, prisons can be made less crowded without hitting taxpayers with the cost of extra prisons and overhauling the entire penal code.

February 10, 2009 Posted by | commentary, debt, editorial, issues, legislation, satire | , , , , | 5 Comments

A Way to Increase Government Revenue

I was watching former Senator Tom Daschle give a speech withdrawing his name for consideration for head of the Health and Human Services Department.  While I was watching, I thought how Treasury Secretary Tim Geitner had similar problems with taxes.  I thought deeper in the past and realized that Linda Chavez had similar problems when she was trying to be confirmed for a cabinet position in the Bush administration.

Here is my solution:  Make politicians pay their fair share of taxes.  When we are running deficits like we are, it is unfair for politicians to exploit loopholes in the tax system.  This is especially true in the loopholes they forgot to write or forgot didn’t become law.

While I am on the subject of money, I predict that those who will benefit the most from the stimilus package will be the lobbyists.  Maybe it is just coincidence, but they always seem to benefit the most.  I would veto any bill where lobbyists would benefit while Americans get screwed if I was elected president.

Remember me in the day, months, and years ahead as I will give commentary on what is happening and how I would do things differently.  I thank you for your continued support.

February 4, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, debt, economy, editorial, legislation, politics, satire, Washington | , , , , | 3 Comments

Protection from the Cinemafia

The Cinemafia is inheritally evil.  They gouge the prices on entertainment and claim 12-year olds are adults because they want to have their way with them.

If I am President, I will raise the adult age to 18, like it is everywhere else.  The maximum price to produce a movie will be $1 million.  This will enable the savings to be passed along to consumers.  Movie prices can be lowered to $3.  The price of a large coke AND a large popcorn will be only $2.99.

These measures will increase movie viewership and allow the movie companies to make a profit without gouging hard working Americans.

October 29, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, change, cinemafia, debt, economy, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , | 4 Comments

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