I Missed Something
I was busy fixing some typos I made in a previous posting. During this time I missed a few things like debt reduction and open government. I will try to get the other stuff.
You Lie!
I believe the President has lied a few times so far tonight. While his Pinocchio nose is smaller than Clinton or Nixon’s, it is larger than Both Bush’s noses and Carter’s combined.
President Obama
Dear President Obama,
You said to let you know if anybody has a better health care plan to let you know. I can be reached at (507)-AHMNODT.
Health Insurance Reform
This is still a topic. The way to make health care affordable is to cut costs, not to give health care industries more money. I would focus on prevention. I would grow apple trees because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. It’s keeping the doctor away that will ultimately save money on health care.
Improving Schools
Obama’s idea is rewarding success instead of failure. Bush claimed to have the same plan, as did Clinton, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon. Maybe we should have a plan that rewards failure instead of success so that our schools do better.
Clean Energy
I would make clean energy by doing the following:
- Scrubbing oil wells
- Using HEPA filters on natural gas pipelines
- disinfecting electrical sockets
Once my plan goes into effect, America will have the cleanest energy ever.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Ticking Off the Supreme Court
President Obama made a comment about last week’s Supreme Court decision allowing corporations to be treated as an individual for campaign contributions.While Democrats and (a rarity) Republicans gave the President a standing ovation, the SUpreme Court justices sat there in their robes with their arms folded.
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January 27, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, Democrats, Republicans, satire, State of the Union 2010 | standing ovation, Supreme Court | 1 Comment