Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ticking Off the Supreme Court

President Obama made a comment about last week’s Supreme Court decision allowing corporations to be treated as an individual for campaign contributions.While Democrats and (a rarity) Republicans gave the President a standing ovation, the SUpreme Court justices sat there in their robes with their arms folded.

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January 27, 2010 Posted by | commentary, Democrats, Republicans, satire, State of the Union 2010 | , | 1 Comment

I Missed Something

I was busy fixing some typos I made in a previous posting.  During this time I missed a few things like debt reduction and open government.  I will try to get the other stuff.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, State of the Union 2010 | , , | 1 Comment

You Lie!

I believe the President has lied a few times so far tonight.  While his Pinocchio nose is smaller than Clinton or Nixon’s, it is larger than Both Bush’s noses and Carter’s combined.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | commentary, humor, State of the Union 2010 | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

President Obama

Dear President Obama,

You said to let you know if anybody has a better health care plan to let you know.  I can be reached at (507)-AHMNODT.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Obama, State of the Union 2010 | 1 Comment

Health Insurance Reform

This is still a topic.  The way to make health care affordable is to cut costs, not to give health care industries more money.  I would focus on prevention.  I would grow apple trees because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.  It’s keeping the doctor away that will ultimately save money on health care.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, health care, humor, satire, State of the Union 2010 | , , , | 6 Comments

Improving Schools

Obama’s idea is rewarding success instead of failure.  Bush claimed to have the same plan, as did Clinton, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon.  Maybe we should have a plan that rewards failure instead of success so that our schools do better.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | commentary, editorial, education, humor, Obama, satire, State of the Union 2010 | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Clean Energy

I would make clean energy by doing the following:

  • Scrubbing oil wells
  • Using HEPA filters on natural gas pipelines
  • disinfecting electrical sockets

Once my plan goes into effect, America will have the cleanest energy ever.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, State of the Union 2010 | , , | 2 Comments

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