R.I.P. Taco Bell Chihuahua
I was saddened to learn that Ginger, the Taco Bell chihuahua from the 1990s has passed away. She was 15. I learned of the news when my daughter Patricia came into my office crying. I hadn’t seen her cry like this since one of her classmates told her that one of the Jonas Brothers was adopted. (None of the brothers are adopted. Patricia has a mean classmate.)
I will be dining at Pizza Hut tonight. I am too distraught to go to Taco Bell. I will probably go to Taco Bell next week to pay my last respects.
Happy Birthday America!
The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign would like to wish America a happy 233rd birthday.
Easter Show Canceled
I am going to be with family and friends all day. My daughter Patricia will be here for a few days while she is on Spring Break. It will be the first time I have unsupervised visitation with her since she drank me under the table just before she turned 5 years old. There will be no alcohol for either of us this time. There will be a special Tea Party show on Wednesday at 10PM Eastern.
Happy Easter from the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign!
I Have to Stop
My dog is ill. She has Stage IV Lymphoma. She just got sick from the chemotherapy. I will give a summary for the rest of the speech and Governor Jindal’s response after reading the transcript.
Bedside Manner
I will be blogging from my bed for the next couple of days. I went to a “Hello Kitty” meetup at Chuck E. Cheese. I got in an accident on my way home from the meetup. My car was hit from behind. My back is very stiff. The woman who hit me was in bad shape. She was texting somebody while driving when she rammed me. She wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was knocked unconsious. When the police checked her out, they noticed a Blackberry on her lap. The display read, “LOL”.
She is doing fine now and will be released from the hospital tomorrow morning. I’ll be fine with some bed rest. Karilyn, if you’re reading this, the only thing I will be able to do in bed for the next couple days is sleep and blog. I am sorry.
A Question for Anybody who Blogs
Have you ever had a day when the number of people coming to your site is down and when they come to your site, they’re not clicking on any article posted?
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 