Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.


I can be reached by phone, e-mail, or telepathy for interviews, questions from voters, and parties.  Contact information is below:

Phone: (507)-AHMNODT or (507) – 246-6638

Email: ahmnodtheare@politician.com



  1. […] Ahmnodt Heare For You. AboutPlatformEndorsementsVideosToolsCool StuffDebateBiographyContact « Tina Fey to Lampoon Heare Raiders Coaching Job […]

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  2. Hello Mr. Heare,

    Tim Sharpe has been telling me about your and your campaign. He told me you’re a great write who might even be interested in writing for the Butter Stick.

    See, we at TheButterStick.com are looking for a few good news writers… and who better to ask than one experienced in the field of politics? Of course, this is strictly a satirical, neoconservative, pro-war, American, anti-people who are different, and credible news source… so we won’t tolerate much variety and difference of opinion.

    In short, we’d love to hire you at the Butter Stick for an annual salary of $0.00 to give you the opportunity to write up some news whenever you feel like it.

    Walter Craig,
    Editor-In-Chief of the Butter Stick

    Comment by Walter Craig | October 30, 2008 | Reply

  3. Hey, im the fellow with tourettes. heh. thanks for the tag, it was somewhat unexpected. 🙂

    Comment by yf | November 27, 2008 | Reply

  4. Hi Ahmnodt,

    I’ve just been flicking around your blog and am really enjoying it. I am completely with your ‘two cents’ on swine flu, the sheer volume of scare mongering that’s going on is insane. I see that you are interested in travel and thought you might be interested in this travel-related item that I have http://www.tripbase.com/quiz/whichadventurer. It’s a quiz that’s been made just for a bit of fun. It’s about adventurers; generally just a fun thing to go with all things travel. I’d be really grateful if you could take a look at it and maybe put it up on your blog if you enjoy it.


    Anna Degremont

    Comment by Anna Degremont | May 7, 2009 | Reply

  5. The quiz said I am Conan the Barbarian. The last guy to play Conan wound up being governor. This Conan will become President!

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 6, 2009 | Reply

  6. Hey Ahmondt would you like to trade links for the blogroll?

    Comment by Mel Ancholy | September 11, 2009 | Reply

  7. Mel, I have added you. 😉

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | September 12, 2009 | Reply

  8. I just added you also.

    Comment by Mel Ancholy | September 12, 2009 | Reply

  9. Your RSS feed is located here: http://wordpresschums.wordpress.com/

    Is that okay?

    Comment by Mel Ancholy | October 10, 2009 | Reply

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  11. Hey Ahmondt you interested in a link exchange? Just added you to our blogroll.

    Comment by cpnbc | July 8, 2010 | Reply

  12. ps cpnbc.wordpress.com

    Comment by cpnbc.wordpress.com | July 8, 2010 | Reply

  13. CPNBC – you have been added.

    Comment by Ahmnodt Heare | July 8, 2010 | Reply

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  15. I am interested in your ideals. I know you are a fake name. I just want to know if you really love Vanna! If you do I will support you (in reality, not this persona) forever. I already support this persona and its “life begins at 40” mantra.

    Comment by Vanna fan | November 17, 2016 | Reply

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