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I can be reached by phone, e-mail, or telepathy for interviews, questions from voters, and parties. Contact information is below:
Phone: (507)-AHMNODT or (507) – 246-6638
Email: ahmnodtheare@politician.com
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
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Hello Mr. Heare,
Tim Sharpe has been telling me about your and your campaign. He told me you’re a great write who might even be interested in writing for the Butter Stick.
See, we at TheButterStick.com are looking for a few good news writers… and who better to ask than one experienced in the field of politics? Of course, this is strictly a satirical, neoconservative, pro-war, American, anti-people who are different, and credible news source… so we won’t tolerate much variety and difference of opinion.
In short, we’d love to hire you at the Butter Stick for an annual salary of $0.00 to give you the opportunity to write up some news whenever you feel like it.
Walter Craig,
Editor-In-Chief of the Butter Stick
Hey, im the fellow with tourettes. heh. thanks for the tag, it was somewhat unexpected. 🙂
Hi Ahmnodt,
I’ve just been flicking around your blog and am really enjoying it. I am completely with your ‘two cents’ on swine flu, the sheer volume of scare mongering that’s going on is insane. I see that you are interested in travel and thought you might be interested in this travel-related item that I have http://www.tripbase.com/quiz/whichadventurer. It’s a quiz that’s been made just for a bit of fun. It’s about adventurers; generally just a fun thing to go with all things travel. I’d be really grateful if you could take a look at it and maybe put it up on your blog if you enjoy it.
Thanks,
Anna Degremont
annadegremont@googlemail.com
The quiz said I am Conan the Barbarian. The last guy to play Conan wound up being governor. This Conan will become President!
Hey Ahmondt would you like to trade links for the blogroll?
Mel, I have added you. 😉
I just added you also.
Your RSS feed is located here: http://wordpresschums.wordpress.com/
Is that okay?
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Hey Ahmondt you interested in a link exchange? Just added you to our blogroll.
ps cpnbc.wordpress.com
CPNBC – you have been added.
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I am interested in your ideals. I know you are a fake name. I just want to know if you really love Vanna! If you do I will support you (in reality, not this persona) forever. I already support this persona and its “life begins at 40” mantra.