“Ahmnodt 4 President” Radio Show – Sunday 10PM Eastern
Ahmnodt Heare will look at the mistakes that cost him the 2008 election and will develop strategies that will lead him to victory in 2012.
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Ahmnodt Running in 2012
I have decided to run for President of the United States in 2012. I have learned from my mistakes in the 2008 campaign and I have already started to fix the problems. I hereby challenge President-elect Obama and whomever the Republicans can muster to a debate. I would also like to invite Ralph Nader, Alan Keyes, and Buckles the Clown to the debate. I am not inviting Buckles because he is a great debater, but because I have never lost a debate to him.
Another difference between 2008 and 2012 is that I will hold a contest for the vice-president position. Due to Constitutional requirements, Canadians are not eligible at this time.
I would like to thank the seven people who voted for me. This campaign will do much better in 2012!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Thanks to “Alien Ramone”
Special thanks are in order for “Alien Ramone” on SodaHead. Not only did Alien remind people on SodaHead that I did indeed win Saguache County in the 2008 election, but also the possibility that Saguache County did not get as much stimilus money as other counties because the fine citizens there chose me over President Obama for President.
If we keep up the effort, then we can shock Washington and win the White House in 2012. I am feeling good about this, but there is so much more we have to do.
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July 30, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, election, humor, Obama, politics, satire, write-in | "Alien Ramone", 2008 Election, 2012 Election, Saguache County, SodaHead, stimulus package | Comments Off on Thanks to “Alien Ramone”