2009 In Review (Part 1)
2009 was a most interesting year. Instead of moping how the Republicans and Democrats control everything, I offered to help them. I unveiled my jobs program and a quick inaugural ceremony for a cold winter day,
If there is one thing I like about President Obama (and by like, I mean love), it’s his stance on Canada. We don’t see eye-to-eye on much, but he does like to steal my campaign ideas.
March was a weird month but I don’t remember much of it. I did receive some advice from former President Ford through a medium.
2009 wasn’t all about politics. I shared some of my grandmother’s recipes. I also shared my passion for the Washington Redskins.
Tomorrow, I will share my retrospective on things that happened between April and June.
2009 Predictions
What are your predictions for 2009? I predict the following:
1)Ahmnodt Heare will be a household name in 2009. The campaign is starting to steamroll and I am averaging almost 100 hits a day on my blog.
2)Barack Obama will resign from the Presidency so he can join a singing group similar to “Boys to Men.”
3)Perez Hilton will be named “Fashion Czar” and the government will tell us how to dress.
4)The Detroit Lions will win a game. Maybe 2.
5)Part of a bi-partisan health care bill will include a provision for people to sell organs to help pay for medical bills.
My 2009 Campaign Strategy
My plan for 2009 is to target the four largest states, all of the three electoral vote states, and Rhode Island (Because it is a small state).
The four large states total 147 electoral votes. The three-electoral votes total 24 electoral votes. Rhode Island has 4 electoral votes. Winning these states will give me 175 electoral votes. This is 95 votes short of victory, but it is a start.
I will resume campaigning in England, Scotland, and Ireland in March. I have added Australia to the campaign trail and will campaign there in April.
Some of my critics complain that foreigners can not vote for President of the United States. I remind those critics that the President of the United States is also leader of the free world. I will make sure their voices are heard.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Ahmnodt Ready for 2010
2009 is almost over, 2010 will be bringing about changes! One change is that my radio show “Ahmnodt 4 President” is returning. I will be on LIVE Monday night at 7PM Eastern (8:30PM Newfoundland).
On the show, I will look back of the parts of 2009 that I remember as well as look at what the campaign will be doing in 2010. I will also be taking phone calls at (347) 945-7487. between 7 and 8PM Eastern.
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December 31, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign | 2009, 2010, calls, change, commentary, talk radio | Comments Off on Ahmnodt Ready for 2010