If you are into poetry, you will love reading the poetry of my running mate, Pamela Villars. For those of you who weren’t around in 2008, finding a running mate proved to be difficult. I ended up having to run for President AND Vice-President. Below were some of the problems I had with running mate candidates in 2008:
Under the age of 35
Not a U.S. citizen
Felonies
deceased
Celine Dion fans
I am pleased to say that Pamela Villars is none of the first four above. I don’t know if she is a Celine Dion fan or not, but at this point, I almost don’t care. It is easier to find a snowball in the Bahamas than a Vice-Presidential candidate.
Pamela’s writings are inspirational. Her writings have inspired me to write some haiku.
On November Sixth
Two Thousand Twelve – Ahmnodt
Heare for President
If you are looking for inspiration, check out her website and read her poetry. You can be assured that her writings are better than mine. Here is a picture of her showing what she won for coming in second in an Australian Wordle contest:
The first TV ad for the 2012 Presidential campaign has finished production and will be airing soon. Look for it late at night on select stations between infomercials.
I was hoping I would win my poll. What I saw this morning is a shock to my brain and to my body. Sarah Palin did poorly in the CPAC Straw Poll, but is kicking butt in my poll. She already has had more people vote for her in my poll than in the highly publicized CPAC poll. As of 12:00 PM Eastern, former governor Palin has 87% of the vote while I have only 10%. Barack Obama and “Other” are tied at 1% wile Mitt Romney has only 2 votes. “Other” is split evenly with votes for Ron Paul and somebody named, “Ahmnodt Shure.”
If you are an Ahmnodt Heare supporter, then vote now, early, and often. If you wish to vote for another candidate, voting will start on March 1 at 8:00AM sharp.
The poll will close at 12:00PM Eastern on February, 28.
NOBODY is probably the biggest threat to my campaign. While President Obama is becoming unpopular, NOBODY enjoys a high favorabilty rating. I have to fight back. NOBODY is going to beat Ahmnodt Heare.
I will fight as long as I can. If the pressure becomes overwhelming and I am outmatched, I will step aside and support NOBODY. “Ahmnodt Heare for NOBODY!”
Special thanks are in order for “Alien Ramone” on SodaHead. Not only did Alien remind people on SodaHead that I did indeed win Saguache County in the 2008 election, but also the possibility that Saguache County did not get as much stimilus money as other counties because the fine citizens there chose me over President Obama for President.
If we keep up the effort, then we can shock Washington and win the White House in 2012. I am feeling good about this, but there is so much more we have to do.
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Inspiration from my Running Mate
If you are into poetry, you will love reading the poetry of my running mate, Pamela Villars. For those of you who weren’t around in 2008, finding a running mate proved to be difficult. I ended up having to run for President AND Vice-President. Below were some of the problems I had with running mate candidates in 2008:
I am pleased to say that Pamela Villars is none of the first four above. I don’t know if she is a Celine Dion fan or not, but at this point, I almost don’t care. It is easier to find a snowball in the Bahamas than a Vice-Presidential candidate.
Pamela’s writings are inspirational. Her writings have inspired me to write some haiku.
If you are looking for inspiration, check out her website and read her poetry. You can be assured that her writings are better than mine. Here is a picture of her showing what she won for coming in second in an Australian Wordle contest:
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April 20, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor | 2012 Election, haiku, Musings from the Newly Hatched, Pamela Villars, ppoetry, vice-president, writing | 10 Comments