Ahmnodt Heare for President

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All For Naught

I was watching promos for a movie called “True Grit” and thought for a minute that the CineMafia was turning a leaf.  No, they weren’t going to drop the price of going to a movie or the prices at concession stands.  For a minute, I thought they were going to produce an entertaining movie of high quality.  Below is why I had this thought:

Wednesday Addams?

I should have suspected that the girl Hailee Steinfeld is portraying is not Wednesday Addams and that “True Grit” isn’t an awesome movie about the Addams family visiting the Wild West.  I should have noticed that although the movie has a Wednesday look-a-like, there was no Pugsley, Uncle Fester, Gomez, Morticia, Lurch, Grandma-ma, or Thing.  And that this “Wednesday Addams” wasn’t the least bit thrown off by such dangers as sunlight.

Another thing I am finding disturbing is how highly touted Hailee Steinfeld is being touted for a 14-year-old girl.  Somebody has to replace Miley Cyrus as the Cinemafia’s “darling” now that Miley has turned 18 and has turned to smoking salvia now that the Cinemafia doesn’t need her because she is 18.

Let’s not forget Lindsay Lohan.  She is currently being accused of kicking the crap of a rehab worker while she was undergoing rehab.  Let this be a warning for Hailey and her parents:  Do NOT follow the path of Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and Britney Spears – no matter how tempting it may seem.  While there is nothing wrong with being a non-famous teenaged girl, there is something wrong with being a teenaged girl who follows fame only to end up having a train wreck of a life once turning 18.

December 22, 2010 Posted by | cinemafia, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Bad Timing

One of the pitfalls of having a campaign that is picking up momentum and organizing a popular event is that sometimes people pick the oddest times to want to talk about it.  I was having dinner at Denny’s with my seven-year-old daughter when people started asking me questions about “Orgies for Abstinence.”

I have come to accept that there will be situations where people will want to see me and I will have some less time with my daughter than I would like.  It is part of the territory with running for President of the United States.  But there are some questions that should not be asked around children.  Not my child, not your child, not Gomez and Morticia Addams’ child.

A seven-year-old has no business knowing about “Orgies for Abstinence.”  She doesn’t need to know what an orgy is.  She doesn’t need to know what abstinence is (but it would help if she abstained.)  She definitely doesn’t need to see her father tripped up when she asks what an orgy and abstinence are.

I would like to thank everybody for their continued support for my campaign and the unbridled enthusiasm many have towards “Orgies for Abstinence.”  If you have any questions, feel free to ask (discreetly).

April 3, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Bad Timing

   

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