Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Real Social Issues

Many people have been bashing the Republican candidates for emphasizing social issues.  I am not one of the bashers.  I am concerned that the Republicans have been talking about the wrong social issues that affect Americans.  Here are the real issues that we should be talking about and taking action in fixing:

  • Affordable entertainment – it is why I am running in the first place.  The Republican candidates and President Obama can afford to pop $9,000 to see the New York Knicks and the Miami Heat play a regular season basketball game.  I cannot, and neither can most Americans.
  • Stupid People – It’s not just a social issue, it’s an economic issue.  Stupid people cost the economy over $40 billion in 2011.  Texting and driving into accidents and managing businesses into the ground and laying off thousands of people are just a few things that stupid people do that are hurting America.
  • Federal holidays – Christopher Columbus never set foot on American soil, yet we celebrate Columbus Day.  I would replace Columbus Day with Vanna White Day because She has had a more direct impact on the greatness of America.

It’s time to talk about the social issues that affect all Americans.  It’s time to come up to the solutions to what is ailing us socially.

February 24, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, issues, politics, Republicans, satire, Vanna White | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

SOPA and the Cinemafia

Stop Online Piracy Act

Many websites are blacking out today, meaning that websites like Wikipedia cannot be accessed.  Many blogs are not offering their usual content but are showing an image like this and explaining why they take the stand that they do.  I decided to comment because fighting SOPA, PIPA,  (and similar legislation) is why I decided to run for President in the first place.

I saw the actions the Cinemafia were taking during my days as a movie theater manager.  I took action back then to try to make going to the movies more affordable while maintaining a profit for the theater.  (I realized it was important to make a profit because I like getting paid.)  I was soon fired because I took these actions without approval from the Cinemafia.

The Cinemafia is supporting SOPA because many people are smart enough not to pay for the crap they have spewed for the last 10 years.  People are tired of paying more and more for lesser quality entertainment.  America is waking up and SOPA is the sleeping pill the Cinemafia wants you to take.

But their sleeping pill has side effects.  It causes anxiety and sleeplessness because you would soon be extremely limited in what you can post on Facebook, MySpace, Google+, or your blog.  Instead of showing the damage the Cinemafia is causing, I will have to describe it and hope people take my word for it.

Click the photo to find out more information.  The site will tell you how to contact your senators and your congressperson.  Tell them Ahmnodt Heare sent you and that he is on to them!

January 18, 2012 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, media, politics, satire, Social Networking | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

My Latest “I Told You So!”

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/12/05/recent-charges-sexual-abuse-children-in-hollywood-just-tip-iceberg-experts-say/

I have warned several times about the devious perversion of the Cinemafia.  People have called me a lunatic and have been dismissed as a “cheapskate who hates paying for movies.”  It turns out this lunatic cheapskate was correct.

Some of the victims have included famous child stars like Corey Feldman and Allison Arngrim (Nellie from “Little House on the Prairie”)  According to the article on FoxNews.com, it has been an epidemic for years.

Below is the first video I ever made soon after announcing my candidacy in 2008.  It only deals with the high cost of movies, but I will tie everything together below the video:

The most obvious benefit to lowering the cost of entertainment is that it will become affordable.  While my plan will still allow Hollywood to make a profit, they will no longer have “hush money” for their dirty little secrets.

A President must protect his people from evil, foreign and domestic.  One key to protecting people is knowing when a problem arises and fixing it before it arises.  Small problems are easier to fix than big problems.  I will devote a good portion of my time to fixing the small problems so that there won’t be more big problems for the next President.  Obama has left enough for me.

December 5, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Taking the Fight to the Next Level

I have been vocal against the CineMafia for years.  I have pointed out not just the fact that movie-going is expensive, but I had always assumed that because they are called the “CineMafia” (mostly by me), that their evil-doings were limited to the happenings in Hollywood and the silver screen.  This is sadly not the case.  The CineMafia has infested itself into the sports world (especially at the collegian level.)

First there was Jerry Sandusky at Penn State.  This Cinemafioso had the audacity to start a non-profit for children.  Now Syracuse University’s assistant coach Bernie Fine was fired after it has been discovered he had inappropriate relations with three children.  I have written about the CineMafia exploiting children for a while.  For a complete list, type in Ahmnodt Cinemafia in the search engine of your choice.

This is a a multi-level problem that requires a multi-level solution.  There is the cost of entertainment issue, the quality of entertainment issue, and especially the exploitation of children issue.

Who exactly is the CineMafia?  They are the power brokers in the following industries:

  • Movies
  • Sports
  • Other things

With the high cost of low-quality entertainment, Americans have less money for important things like food, housing, clothing, and booze.  Entertainment has to get better and more affordable.  Entertainers and those who run their businesses have to learn these two rules about children:

  • Keep your hands to yourself
  • Keep it in your pants!

I am currently expanding my plan and will unveil it in the days to come.  In the words of Nirvana, “Here we are now.  Entertain us!”  But don’t gouge our wallets while doing it.

November 28, 2011 Posted by | campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, issues, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Walk-a-Thon 2010-2011

I was unable to hold my walk-a-thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness last year due to me breaking my ankle at Blanca Fest.  Barring anything stupid (broken bones, death, incarceration, getting lost, etc.) happens, I will try the walk-a-thon again on October 9 in Atlantic City.  I am hoping to be in San Diego by April 4, 2011.  I will be blogging the events on days I am in an area with WiFi.

I am planning to attend the November 2 “Orgies for Abstinence III” in Bentleyville, PA( Just south of Pittsburgh).  The location is not set in stone as I am planning on the possibility of making campaign appearances near the walk-a-thon route.  If you are near the route and you want me to give a speech in your area, please let me know soon so I can make adjustments to the route.

March 20, 2010 Posted by | campaign, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Health Insurance Reform

This is still a topic.  The way to make health care affordable is to cut costs, not to give health care industries more money.  I would focus on prevention.  I would grow apple trees because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.  It’s keeping the doctor away that will ultimately save money on health care.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, health care, humor, satire, State of the Union 2010 | , , , | 6 Comments

Adjustments to Walk-a-Thon Schedule

For those familiar with my campaign, I have been planning a walk across the United States raising awareness about the entertainment industry and how unaffordable entertainment has become.  The walk is supposed to start in October in Atlantic City and end in April in San Diego.  However; with the meeting of Independent Presidential Candidates slated from November 14 to 21, I had to make some adjutments to the route.  The adjusted map will be posted sometime within the next two weeks.

  • I am still leaving from Atlantic City on Saturday October 10.
  • Instead of walking all the way to San Diego directly, I will walk to Pittsburgh’s airport.  I plan on making it to the airport in time to fly out on the 14th of November.
  • I will fly back to Pittsburgh on the 21st and continue my trip from there.
  • I am now scheduled to arrive in San Diego on April 17, which is after Opening Day for the San Diego Padres.  I will be unable to throw out the first ball on opening day.

I am still looking for places to stop along the route.  e-mail me if you want me to speak to your group about affordable entertainment.

July 26, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Adjustments to Walk-a-Thon Schedule

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