Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Only Poll That Matters

The Council on Presidential Debates requires that a candidate gets 15% of votes in polling.  Until now, the choices that were offered in the polls were few and incomplete as not all candidates were mentioned.  This poll will not include all the candidates, just candidates who do not have a negative approval rating.

Who will you vote for President of the United States?

A) Ahmnodt Heare

B) Vermin Supreme

c) other

 

I hope to have a polling app edited into this post soon, until then, feel free to answer in the comments section.

 

 

 

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May 27, 2016 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Poll | , , | 2 Comments

Guess Who I Voted For?

The photos aren’t the best quality, but it should be easy to figure out:

I will give Election Day commentary through the evening (Eastern Time) here on this blog.

November 6, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, election, humor, voting, write-in | , , | 2 Comments

Dreams

Americans have a dream of success.  How a working boy from Scranton can be a vice-president.  How a bar sweeper can be Speaker of the House of Representatives.   How a fired movie theater manager can be the 45th President of the United States.

January 25, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Joe Biden, State of the Union 2010 | , | 3 Comments

Hair We Go

Following her Tuesday night primary win, Republican Senator candidate Carly Fiorina was being interviewed about her campaign.  She wasn’t aware that the microphone was on.  She made a snide remark about one of her opponents, Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer.

Below is the battle of the hair:

Barbara Boxer

Carly Fiorina

Advice for Carly Fiorina (And Barbara Boxer should she decide to retaliate): In the everyday world, hairstyle is a woman’s thing. However; in the world of politics, hair is a man’s thing. Below are some examples:

Rod Blagojevich

Rod Blagojevich


John Edwards

Jim Traficant

Jim Traficant

Ahmnodt Heare

Having an obsession does pay a toll for male politicians. All of the male politicians pictured above have had their legal problems. Male politicians also pay more to maintain their hair than women do. Former Senator John Edwards once paid $800 for a haircut.

Americans want to hear more about the issues and less about the hair.  Once politicians understand this, they will become more popular than root canal without Novocaine.

June 10, 2010 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

A Sign The Campaign is Working

I should have noticed this earlier, but when I am mulling over my search results for the blog, I notice that somebody is searching for “Ahmnodt Heare.”  My name is not a common name shared with other people.  There isn’t an Ahmnodt Heare the actor, Ahmnodt Heare the podiatrist, or any Ahmnodt Heare, the 20th century ax-murderer.  my research shows that I am the only Ahmnodt Heare in the world.

What makes today different is that so far, eight people have found this site specifically looking for “Ahmnodt Heare” and not from searching for naked pictures of Nancy Pelosi or for Jeffery Dahmer’s recipes.  (You won’t find those here, and if those search terms brought you to this site, I apologize.)

Three people found the site from using WordPress’s tag search.  Two people found the site by typing, “usa ahmnodt heare.”  Two more found it from typing, “wikipedia ahmnodt heare.”  One person found the site the old fashion way:  Just typing, “Ahmnodt Heare.”

I like to thank everybody for stopping by and reading the blog.  A special thanks goes out for those who have spreading the word about my campaign.

April 5, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Ahmnodt Heare – The Video

If you ask often enough (but not too much as to bug people), you will get what you ask for.  The song and video was made by Misti Mayhem.  The campaign should pick up steam now.  The weird part was that the video was made a while ago, but I just found it now.  I hope you enjoy the video.

Lyrics:

I would say I’m sorry but that just wouldn’t be enough. There are days regret comes my way. There’s not a day that goes by that it don’t. And I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t miss you anymore. The truth is without you I wouldn’t be here and without you I feel like Ahmnodt Heare.

*chorus*
Ahmnodt Heare I messed up now I’m reaping the bed I have sewn. All my thread’s come undone, now your memory is all I know. It’s all I know.

I’ve recently learned a life lesson. Sometimes it’s just too late. And all of the sweat, the tears and the blood can never tackle the fight over fate. Maybe I stepped a little too hard, oh yes I stepped right on that crack. I’ve walked under ladders, I’ve broken mirrors, and I’ve crossed that big black cat’s path.

*repeat chorus*

If I could, know I would try and make what I did different. But I can’t so I won’t make up for the damage I did. Say you’ll try just to see what you used to love in me.

*repeat chorus*

Written by Mysti Mayhem – I’m Not Here Lyrics

I thank Misti for her support and wish her the best of luck in her music career.  Be sure to buy her latest CD!

February 11, 2010 Posted by | campaign, humor | , , , | 1 Comment

2012 Presidential Election Poll

Please take part in this poll so that I may better understand the issues of the day.

This Poll will run through February 28, 2010.

February 9, 2010 Posted by | election, Obama, Poll | , , , , | 1 Comment

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