Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ahmnodt Buys 30-Minute Ad

I have bought a 30-minute infomercial ad that will air on October 24 at 8PM Eastern. Stations that will air the ad include:

CBC – Yukon and Northwest Territories
WLOL – Laughingstock, TN
Polish TV4 – Gdansk, Poland

Home and Garden Channel – Sydney and Melbourne, Australia (shown one hour later in Hot Alice Springs)

October 10, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues, media, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt Buys 30-Minute Ad

Now Sarah Palin is Copying Me

The McCain campaign claimed yesterday that VP candidate Sarah Palin’s e-mail was hacked into.  I don’t know how to break it to them, but it happened to me first

Whether it’s people hacking Palin’s computer or Obama campaigning through Europe, the two parties have shown that they are unoriginal and that neither would have a successful campaign if they didn’t plagiarize from me.

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.  and Ahmnodt Original,

September 18, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama, satire, scandal | , , , , , | Comments Off on Now Sarah Palin is Copying Me

Ahmnodt Heare Names Self as Vice-Presidential Candidate

Independent Write-In candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare has named himself as his Vice Presidential candidate for president after former vice-presidential candidate E.D. Yot was caught taking more than one piece of candy from a receptionist’s desk in Altoona, PA.  Yot was visiting a dentist for root canal work and noticed the candy dish shortly after paying his dental bill. 

While taking more than one piece of candy is not necessarily illegal, it is against Ahmnodt Heare’s code of ethics that anyone who is involved in the Heare campaign must follow.  Other codes of conduct include not licking an old lady’s feet without asking her and replacing toilet paper rolls if one finishes a roll of bathroom tissue.

September 16, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, satire | , , , | 2 Comments

News From the Campaign Trail

This is my first time seriously campaigning since the infamous brownie incident in Louisville last month.  Unfortunately, I had lost some ground.  It seems that too many people are content on voting for John McCain or Barack Obama. 

I am told that I am a “good fellow”, that my heart is “in the right place”, and I “have a few good ideas.”  I am also told that these are “serious times” and we need a “serious leader” with “a chance” of winning.

Why are the Democrats and Republicans the only parties with “a chance?”  They are the causes of all of America’s ills.  Every failed policy in the last 100 years has been authored by Democrats and Republicans.  Do you want to give them another chance?

On the bright side, I did do some campaigning at maternity wards to the newborns for my 2028 campaign.  They all seemed to like my ideas.  There was one baby who cried, but only because she pooped in her pants.

Don’t forget my show on Sunday is the Christmas Special.  10:00 Eastern, 9PM Central on http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare .

 

June 26, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, Democrats, election, issues, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on News From the Campaign Trail

Why Republicans Should Vote for Ahmnodt Heare

1)War – John McCain wants to fight in Iran, Iraq, and other places far, far away.  I will declare war against Canada.  Our soldiers will fight from 9-5 Monday-Friday and come home every night.  Fighting close to loved ones is better for a soldier’s morale.

2)Gas Prices – I would retrofit pick-up trucks so a cow can fit in the back.  The cow ould have enough feed to emit methane, which would be used in the truck. With trucks using methane, it will lower the demand for gasoline and lower prices.

3)Global Warming – I have a hybrid plan.  I would fight global warming in the summer.  I would encourage global warming in the winter.  Spring and Autumn will be planned as needed.

4)War on Terror – We already won.

5)Jobs – I would create a lot of low paying jobs so employers can hire more people and we would have fewer people unemployed.

As shown above, I would be the better candidate for president than John McCain.

June 23, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, election, issues, Platform, Republicans, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Why Republicans Should Vote for Ahmnodt Heare

Ahmnodt on Drugs

Presidential candidate Ahmnodt Heare will be giving his plan for drugs, crime, and other social ills. The show is Sunday at 10:00PM EDT.

Listen to Ahmnodt Heare on internet talk radio

June 13, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, election, issues, Platform, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt on Drugs

Podcast Archives

http://www.southdakotablog.org/podcasts/ahmnodt-heare

If you can’t catch the radio shows live (10:00-11:00PM Eastern), then you can catch the archives at the link above.  It is easier to load the archives and listen than from the blogtalk site.

June 1, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Platform, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Podcast Archives

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