Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Allegations Confronted

The pressure is on the Obama and Romney campaigns.  They and their supporters have stopped at nothing to try to smear my campaign. Below are the allegations followed by the truth:

  • Ahmnodt Heare has been using performance-enhancing drugs – This is utterly false.  Polls from Reuters, Fox News, NBC, CBS, NY Times, The Onion, Wall Street Journal, and others both show Obama and Romney with substantial leads over everybody else.  I am not even mentioned in these polls.  If I was using these drugs, I would at least appear as a blip in the polls.
  • Ahmnodt Heare plans to buy a majority share in Diebold – If I had that kind of money, I would have spent it on ads and election officials.  Diebold is a multi-billion dollar company who does not accept Marlboro Miles as currency.
  • Ahmnodt Heare is planning an “October Surprise” – Well, duh!  Every campaign has an October surprise or two that they will use late in October to try to cripple opponents.  I will release mine on October 30.  (If I remember.)
  • Ahmnodt Heare has been registering dead people to vote – What I have done is not registering dead people to vote.  What I have been doing is getting dead people to get themselves to register to vote.   Many of the recently deceased are already registered to vote and now need only to show up to vote.

I will address other allegations as they develop.  (Except for the embarrassing moment I had with a mannequin in the dressing room at Kohl’s. – I dismiss that as a “youthful indiscretion” as I was younger last weekend than I am now.)


August 25, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Obama, politics, Romney, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Allegations Confronted

Responding to Scandals

I will be addressing scandals hitting my campaign as well as responding to the allegations against me Tuesday at 3:00PM Eastern/ 12:00PM Pacific.  You can watch the press conference here:


May 28, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, politics, scandal | , , | 2 Comments

Clearing my Name


There has been a lot of rumors about me floating around the Internet in recent weeks.  I will be dedicating my radio show tomorrow to clearing my name and explain the motives of the people responsible of these rumors.

Host Name: Ahmnodt Heare
Show Name:

Clearing My Name

Length: 30 min
Ahmnodt Heare’s name has been driven in the mud in recent weeks. He will tackle the allegations that his attorneys will allow and take your calls at (347) 945-7487.

January 10, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, humor, politics, scandal | , , | 4 Comments

I am not Watching

Don’t get me wrong – I want to watch the Michael Jackson memorial service today, but I have a client in 45 minutes.  I was going to record the service on my DVR, but when I was given the time for the service, I was given the time the ceremony was to start in California time (10:00 AM).  I set the DVR for 10:00AM, but 10:00AM in California is 1:00PM here.

People talked about his allegations about molesting children, but didn’t talk about his real perversion: watching white people urinate.  He even sang about it in one of his songs.  Below are the chorus to the lyrics to “Pee Whitey”:

I Want To Love You (Pee Whitey)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin’ (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin’ Care
And I’ll Take You There
I Want To Love You (Pee Whitey)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin’ (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin’ Care
I’ll Take You There

It seems that he wanted to watch white people pee so much that he would escort them to the bathroom if necessary.

My favorite Michael Jackson song is “I’ll be There.”  The song reminds me a little bit of my name.

Rest in Peace, Michael Jackson.

July 7, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on I am not Watching


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