You can learn a lot about a person by what he or she reads. I am more likely to get financial advice from someone who reads the Wall Street Journal than someone who reads the National Enquirer. Likewise, someone who goes to laughordie.com is more likely to be a fun person than someone who goes to the Journal of American Medical Association (JAMA) website, even though JAMA sounds like a fun word. Below are some of what I have been reading:
NEWS
The Onion: Where I get most of my news. There is a section dedicated to what Americans are thinking. I read this section every day before reading anything else.
The Spoof: They cover stories no other news organization will. One disturbing story they covered was that chewable viagra was being marketed at children.
Weekly World News: This was my newspaper of choice when it was available in print form. Fortunately, it is still available on the web.
Blogs
The Problem With Young People – I have learned that seniors aren’t always the happy people the Cinemafia portray them to be. Much of the unhappiness can be attributed with young people. Don Mills has taught me a lot about senior citizens and the importance of staying off of lawns.
Trish O. Think’s Blog – It’s important to read blogs by people who think. It was this blog entry that made me discovered I was meant to be President of the United States.
Bearman Cartoons – Yes it’s cartoons, but it’s cartoons that take a look at what is happening in America. Without it, I could have very well thought that Americans were happy with how BP has been handling the oil spill.
Tales From the Trailerpark – It is important to reach out to everybody. Trailer parks are known as a magnet for tornadoes. The people who live in trailer parks are much like people who live in houses, apartments, and cardboard boxes. They enjoy some good moonshine and savor fine quality chewing tobacco as much as anybody else.
If you read the news and blog links that I have highlighted in this blog entry, then you will understand my mindset and realize I am the only candidate for President who gets it.
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July 21, 2010
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Ahmnodt Heare for President 
What I Have Been Reading
You can learn a lot about a person by what he or she reads. I am more likely to get financial advice from someone who reads the Wall Street Journal than someone who reads the National Enquirer. Likewise, someone who goes to laughordie.com is more likely to be a fun person than someone who goes to the Journal of American Medical Association (JAMA) website, even though JAMA sounds like a fun word. Below are some of what I have been reading:
NEWS
The Onion: Where I get most of my news. There is a section dedicated to what Americans are thinking. I read this section every day before reading anything else.
The Spoof: They cover stories no other news organization will. One disturbing story they covered was that chewable viagra was being marketed at children.
Weekly World News: This was my newspaper of choice when it was available in print form. Fortunately, it is still available on the web.
Blogs
The Problem With Young People – I have learned that seniors aren’t always the happy people the Cinemafia portray them to be. Much of the unhappiness can be attributed with young people. Don Mills has taught me a lot about senior citizens and the importance of staying off of lawns.
Trish O. Think’s Blog – It’s important to read blogs by people who think. It was this blog entry that made me discovered I was meant to be President of the United States.
Bearman Cartoons – Yes it’s cartoons, but it’s cartoons that take a look at what is happening in America. Without it, I could have very well thought that Americans were happy with how BP has been handling the oil spill.
Tales From the Trailerpark – It is important to reach out to everybody. Trailer parks are known as a magnet for tornadoes. The people who live in trailer parks are much like people who live in houses, apartments, and cardboard boxes. They enjoy some good moonshine and savor fine quality chewing tobacco as much as anybody else.
If you read the news and blog links that I have highlighted in this blog entry, then you will understand my mindset and realize I am the only candidate for President who gets it.
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July 21, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, editorial, humor, satire | American Voices, Bearman Cartoons, blogs, Don Mills, newspaper, The Onion, The Spoof, Trailer Park Barbie, trishothinks, Viagra, Weekly World News | 10 Comments