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Commentary on Recent Political Events

A lot has gone on in the political world in recent weeks.  I’ll explain in a minute, but I have to apologize for a tweet I posted today.

“If you are a Democrat or a Republican, you are mentally incompetent.”

I apologize for those who are mentally incompetent for comparing them to Republicans and Democrats.  It was in poor taste and I will use better judgement in my future tweets unless I am drunk.

Presidential candidate Congresswoman Michele Bachmann was offended when Fox News anchor Chris Wallace asked her if she was a flake.  It was discovered later that Congressman Jeff Flake was offended if he was a Bachmann.

Former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman announced he was running for President as did former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty.  Here is advice for those planning to run for President in the future:  If you are going to run for president, do so before the first poll.  Once the polls start coming out.  if you aren’t leading, there’s no point in running.  It’s hard enough to catch up when you’ve been running since the beginning.  I have been running since the day after the 2008 election.  I am speaking from experience.

Gay marriage was passed in New York State.  I support this.

Anthony Weiner resigned after lying about his weiner.  He’ll be back in politics.  He lives in New York,  where people tend to be forgiving of politicians who wander to the dark side. (Especially if he or she is a Democrat.)

Rod Blagojevich was found guilty of 17 of 18 charges.  He could be spending the next 250 years in prison.  I am guessing he will be the happiest person in the world in 2361.

There are 16 1/2 months until Election Day 2012.  I am not being mentioned yet, but I will be soon.  I will be sending another press release to the news networks challenging President Obama to a series of debates.  He should take me up on the challenge and explain his actions to the American people.

June 28, 2011 Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor, politics, Poll, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

My Deepest Apologies

I apologize for not having a blog post yesterday.  Tuesdays are still a busy day for me with my business.  I also spent more time than normal for last night’s radio show.  Then there was the two-hour nap I took after working and before the show.

There was something of vital importance I wanted to discuss yesterday, but with all that went on, I had forgotten what that topic was.  All I remember is that it wasn’t about Vanna White or the Cinemafia.  Maybe it wasn’t that important after all.

The blog entry will be posted if I remember what it is about.  (But don’t hold your breath.)

September 22, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, Vanna White | , , , | 1 Comment

I Warned You About Cinemafia Pedophilia!

When I first suggested that Miley Cyrus was being pimped out by the Cinemafia and that the Cinemafia was encouraging pedophilia, I was told to “get a life.”  Not only are they amping up their efforts to pimp out Miley Cyrus and others under the age of 18, but they are unapologetic about their actions.

Miley Cyrus is not totally faultless in this situation.  She should know by now to wear panties when wearing a mini-skirt.  That does not excuse the photographer of taking a picture of a minor’s privates or of Perez Hilton posting the picture on his website.

It’s one thing to post a picture and offer a sincere apology.  It is unacceptable to post a picture like that and offer an “apology” laden with snide remarks.

If you are a parent of a young girl like I am, then I urge you to say “No!” when the Cinemafia comes for your daughter and promise to make her rich.   It is better to take the high moral ground.

June 17, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , | 3 Comments

   

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