Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

What Will Be Your Priorities and in What Order?

Health Care – Entitlements – Energy

Health Care – I would concentrate on Health Care first.  I would mandate my “Apple-a-Day” plan.  This will save almost a zillion dollars.

Energy – All alternative methods of energy should be looked at and enacted.  I offered gerbils running turbines in houses to energize houses.  The trucks running on methane gas plan is another plan I was the first to offer.

Entitlements – I would increase the value of Marlboro Miles.  I would replace Corporate Welfare with a Corporare Work Program.


October 7, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, debate, economy, election, issues, satire, taxes | , , , , , | 2 Comments

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