Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Debating Debating

There is yet another debate tonight.  This one is in Arizona and will air on CNN at 8:00PM Eastern / 6:00PM Mountain.  I was debating on whether I was going to do anything in real time.  I have come to the conclusion that the Republicans are afraid of me and will not invite me to debate them.  The other candidates have tried to refrain from mentioning me, but they can’t help but slip an ad hominem attack; saying false things like “Ahmnodt Heare to continue’s Obama’s economic policies.”

I have decided to debate.  Though there have been 22 debates already, there hasn’t been a debate in almost a month.  There is only one debate among the Republicans after today and it won;t be until March 19.  I have decided to tweet my debate answers and rebuttals on Twitter because it will help me keep my answers short.  My tweets will appear on your Facebook wall if you are my Facebook friend.  I will accept friends until the start of the debate and after the debate.  I will answer to replies or questions posted on Facebook or on Twitter so feel free to ask!  (It’s not like Wolf Blitzer is going to ask me a question tonight.)

February 22, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, debate, election, humor, politics, Republicans, satire, Social Networking | , , , , , | 2 Comments

How to Alienate Voters

President Obama Backs the Steelers in the Super Bowl – washingtonpost.com.

One of the first rules of politics when holding a national office is never say who you are rooting for.  President Obama and Vice-President Biden have both made this mistake.  Judging by their actions over the last three months, it is apparent that both these gentlemen hate the state of Arizona.

First, Obama had the audacity to run for president against a senator from Arizona.  Then he takes Arizona’s governor and makes her Homegirl Security, leaving Arizona with someone less popular as its governor.  Now the dynamic duo of Barack Obama and Joe Biden have dissed the Grand Canyon State again by choosing the Steelers against the beloved Cardinals.

These guys better start showing some love to the state of Arizona soon or Arizona might go to the Republicans or to Ahmnodt Heare in 2012.  If Arizona is ready to vote for Ahmnodt Heare, I will make sure the White House gets some “Terrible Towels”.  While they might wave them around this Sunday, they will need the towels to wipe their tears in 2012.

January 31, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, endorsement, issues, Joe Biden, Obama, politics, satire, scandal | , , , , , | Comments Off on How to Alienate Voters

   

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