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2011 – The Debacle (April-June)

“Chicka-Chicka-Boom-Boom”

April was the month when I discovered that President Obama was a member of the Cinemafia and had no shame about it.   The Cinemafia was also active in censoring me from the mainstream media after this tweet of mine managed to slip into the airwaves:

May started the long string of debates I wasn’t invited to.  I did a tale of the tape comparing my policies to the Republican candidates and President Obama.  I discussed in detailed the death of traditional news as we know it.  The month invaded with Canada invading Atlanta again and stealing their hockey franchise.

June was a horrible month for me as I was unable to campaign much due to various injuries (hamstring, concussion, broken fingernail, etc.)  At least we don’t have to worry about Anthony Weiner or Rod Blagojevich in politics for a while.

 

December 28, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Canada, commentary, humor, Obama, politics | , , , , , , | Comments Off on 2011 – The Debacle (April-June)

Canada Does It Again!

For years Canada has been hammering away at American entertainment by dumping spies like William Shatner,  Celine Dion, Anne Murray, and Justin Bieber into American entertainment.  When they aren’t bombarding the Great American Entertainment Industry with spies, they are taking hockey teams from Atlanta and moving them to Canada.

It first happened in 1980.  The Atlanta Flames, with American gold-medal goalie Jim Craig were snatched from Atlanta and moved to Calgary.  The good people of Atlanta did not get to see the Flames hoist the Stanley Cup in their city in 1989.  It has happened to Atlanta again.  This time Winnipeg stole the Thrashers from Atlanta.  They even took Dustin Byfuglien (a fine American) with them.

At least when America takes a franchise from Canada, we only take one team from each city.  Winnipeg (Jets), Quebec (Nordiques), Montreal (Expos) and Vancouver (Grizzlies) have only had one franchise taken from them each and it was spread among three sports.  What Canada has done is target one city (Atlanta) and one sport. (hockey)

I have taken notice even if no other politician has.  As President, I will make sure no Canadian city will ever get the Braves, Hawks, Falcons, Georgia Tech, or any other Atlanta sports franchise.  Canada will not get any franchise from any American city while I am president.  Taking hockey teams from Atlanta will cease once I am elected.

May 31, 2011 Posted by | commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

   

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