Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

My Economic Policy

In the past I have talked about how I would create jobs.  Creating jobs won’t mean much without a sound economic vision because companies won’t make the money they need to maintain employment.

I will try to lay out my banking and finance strategy without boring you to tears.  This won’t be easy because thinking about bores me to tears.  But once the plan is implemented, you will be pleased with how things are going to go.

My banking plan will simply banking, remove or lower many banking fees, and make loans more readily available while allowing banks to make money.  I would eliminate checking and saving fees and lower cash advances from ATM machines to $1.00  per transaction.  Banks would make their money from interest-free loans from the Federal Reserve once the government takes it over (more on this in a minute) and by increasing the limit on interest rate on homes and automobiles.

The Constitution states that Congress is supposed to be in charge of minting monies.  Therefore, the Federal Reserve is unconstitutional.  I also believe that the government is better suited to print money out of thin air than any private institution like the Federal Reserve.

My plan will allow banks to make more money, allow people to keep more of their own money so they can spend it on stuff and keep stores open and able to keep employees.

I apologize if you were bored but you will be excited when you have more money to spend.  This is one reason why I am running for President.  I also want more money to spend.


June 7, 2012 Posted by | campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, issues, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

My Chance to Win in Connecticut


There has been a dramatic increase of dead voters registering to vote.  I have to thank the persistance of my supporters in getting the dead vote out.  One reason why I am not doing well in polls is because the pollsters are not asking the people in the demographics I have been targeting – the deceased and the Europeans.

I will head to Europe for a few days next week and help Europeans elect me as the next leader of the free world.  Their banking crisis has been as bad as it has been here.  I will lay out my banking policy as soon as I come up with a policy.

October 9, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, election, foreign policy, issues, Platform, Poll, satire, write-in | , , , , , | Comments Off on My Chance to Win in Connecticut


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