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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
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Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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What is the Media Thinking?
All week the media has been fixated on allegations against Herman Cain involving sexual harassment in the 1990’s. This has gotten more coverage than when both John Edwards and Newt Gingrich cheated on their cancer-stricken wives. It used to be that the media didn’t cover a sex story unless there was actual sex. Usually a bastard child was presented as proof of an affair. But as abortions became more commonplace, the child was replaced with hush money and funding for abortions.
There was no sex between Herman Cain and the at least four women who have claimed sexual harassment charges against him. But the way the media has been covering it, you would think every pregnant woman is carrying Herman Cain’s baby (with the possible exception of his wife.)
If the media really wants to cover a candidate with a wild sexual past, they should cover my campaign. My daughter Patricia is a beautiful girl, but she was the result of a one-night stand. Then there was the phase with the dominatrix. I think all of the pictures have been destroyed. (At least I paid good money for those pictures to be destroyed, especially the ones with me in a school-girl outfit.)
The reason why I think Herman Cain is getting more press for his exploits than I did for mine is mathematics. 9-9-9 > 6-9 so 9-9-9 gets priority in the news because it is a larger number. That’s the only reason I could think of/
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November 3, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, media, politics, scandal | 69, 9-9-9, affair, bastard child, dominatrix, Herman Cain, John Edwards, Newt Gingrich, sex, sexual harassment | Comments Off on What is the Media Thinking?