About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Looking at the Future
One of the harshest realities in life is that we all get older. Even the lovely and talented Vanna White will get older. Someday, we will no longer be blessed to have Vanna turn the letters. What will happen to American culture then?
Can we find someone as beautiful as Vanna White? I’d hate to admit it, but we can. Can we find somebody as talented as Vanna? We probably can. Can we find someone as nice as Her? We probably can. Can we find someone as beautiful, talented, and nice as Vanna? Hell no! America’s culture is screwed!
We can make an ugly person beautiful with cosmetic surgery. We can find someone to worh hard to develope talent. Being nice is not something developed in a lab. Either you are nice or you are not. And if you are nice, after going throough surgery to become beautiful and putting in the work required to become talented, you probably won’t be.
This is a very special era in American cultural history. Enjoy it while you can.
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April 14, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, Platform, satire | beauty, cosmetic surgery, culture, talent, Vanna White | 3 Comments