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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
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All bad things must come to an end. This includes the “popularity” of Canadian spy Justin Bieber. His new CD “Believe” is not selling as well as the Cinemafia and the Canadian government had hoped. The era of “Beliebers” is over. Americans have had enough of this spy and are demanding real entertainment.
It may be possible that I do not win the election in November. That will not stop me from making the changes that America needs to make. I will still fight the Cinemafia and do my best to make sure to spot Canadian spies as soon as they try to infiltrate the Great American Entertainment Industry. I will also lobby elected officials to make sure that Vanna White’s birthday becomes a federal holiday. It will be hard if I am not elected, but I will fight and make sure my entire platform is implemented.
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June 26, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, editorial, humor, issues, Platform, satire, Vanna White | Beliebers, Believe, Election Day, entertainment industry, Justin Bieber, spies | 2 Comments