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2012 NFL Season – Week 17

Last Week:10-5-1(.656) Best Bets: 2-1 (.667)
Season to Date: 112-125-3 (.473) Best Bets: 24-23-1 (.510)

We’re down to the last week of the regular season with the final game of the season pitting our beloved Redskins against the dirty Dallas Cowboys.  Speaking of dirty, I need a miracle to get to .500.  To further complicate matters, three of this weeks games are off the board.  This means that there is no point spread.  (Though I think it means there is not enough people interested in those games to make a prediction)

Happy New Year!

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
12/30 1:00 ET At Buffalo -3.5 NY Jets
12/30 4:25 ET At New England -10 Miami
12/30 1:00 ET At Cincinnati -2.5 Baltimore
12/30 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh Off Cleveland
12/30 1:00 ET Houston -6.5 At Indianapolis
12/30 1:00 ET At Tennessee -4 Jacksonville
12/30 1:00 ET At NY Giants -7.5 Philadelphia
12/30 8:30 ET At Washington -3 Dallas
12/30 1:00 ET Chicago -3 At Detroit
12/30 4:25 ET Green Bay -3 At Minnesota
12/30 1:00 ET At Atlanta Off Tampa Bay
12/30 1:00 ET At New Orleans -5 Carolina
12/30 4:25 ET At Denver -16 Kansas City
12/30 4:25 ET At San Diego Off Oakland
12/30 4:25 ET At San Francisco -16.5 Arizona
12/30 4:25 ET At Seattle -11 St. Louis

Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics

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December 27, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, NFL Picks | , , , | 1 Comment

2012 NFL Season – Week 16

Last Week:7-9(.438) Best Bets: 0-3 (.000)
Season to Date: 102-120-2 (.460) Best Bets: 22-22-1 (.500)

My Christmas wish for you – to have a better week than I have with these picks.  (Even if I get all the picks correct.)  My recent track record shows that I will not get all the picks correct, but I am ever the optimist.

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
12/22 8:30 ET Atlanta -3.5 At Detroit
12/23 1:00 ET At Green Bay -12.5 Tennessee
12/23 1:00 ET At Carolina -8.5 Oakland
12/23 1:00 ET At Miami -4.5 Buffalo
12/23 1:00 ET At Pittsburgh -3.5 Cincinnati
12/23 1:00 ET New England -14.5 At Jacksonville
12/23 1:00 ET Indianapolis -7 At Kansas City
12/23 1:00 ET At Dallas -3 New Orleans
12/23 1:00 ET Washington -6.5 At Philadelphia
12/23 1:00 ET At Tampa Bay -3 St. Louis
12/23 4:25 ET NY Giants -2.5 At Baltimore
12/23 1:00 ET At Houston -8 Minnesota
12/23 4:05 ET At Denver -13 Cleveland
12/23 4:25 ET Chicago -5.5 At Arizona
12/23 8:30 ET San Francisco -1 At Seattle
12/23 1:00 ET At NY Jets -2.5 San Diego

December 21, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, NFL Picks | , , , | 2 Comments

2012 NFL Season – Week 15

Last Week:8-8(.500) Best Bets: 1-2 (.333)
Season to Date: 95-111-2 (.462) Best Bets: 22-19-1 (.536)

If you believe the Mayans, then this is the last week of football ever.  I would have to pick every game correctly this week to get back to .500.

Non-football note:  The first five people who send me their address in a PM on my Facebook account will get a snail-mail Christmas card mailed to their houses.  (You don’t have to be my Facebook friend to do this, though feel free to send a request.) Click the “Message” button on the page.  They will be mailed out Saturday morning.

Now back to football!

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
12/13 8:25 ET Cincinnati -5 At Philadelphia
12/16 1:00 ET Green Bay -3 At Chicago
12/16 1:00 ET At Atlanta -1.5 NY Giants
12/16 1:00 ET At New Orleans -3.5 Tampa Bay
12/16 1:00 ET At St. Louis -3 Minnesota
12/16 1:00 ET Washington -1.5 At Cleveland
12/16 1:00 ET At Miami -7 Jacksonville
12/16 1:00 ET Denver -2.5 At Baltimore
12/16 1:00 ET At Houston -8.5 Indianapolis
12/16 4:05 ET At San Diego -3 Carolina
12/16 4:05 ET Seattle -5.5 At Buffalo
12/16 4:05 ET Detroit -6 At Arizona
12/16 4:25 ET Pittsburgh -1.5 At Dallas
12/16 4:25 ET At Oakland -3 Kansas City
12/16 8:30 ET At New England -5 San Francisco

 

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

12/17 8:40 ET At Tennessee -2 NY Jets

December 13, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, NFL Picks | , , , | Comments Off on 2012 NFL Season – Week 15

2012 NFL Season – Week 13

Last Week:9-6-1 (.594) Best Bets: 2-1 (.667)
Season to Date: 82-92-2 (.472) Best Bets: 19-16-1 (.542)

Hard to believe, but I haven’t had a losing week since Week 6.  Maybe I know a few things about football after all.  It’s too bad that my picks for the first six week was like watching a porno flick with Nancy Pelosi having a threesome with John Boehner and Pat Buchanan.

I apologize for the imagery above.  I hope you weren’t eating.  I won’t do that again without ample warning.

 

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
11/29 8:25 ET At Atlanta -3.5 New Orleans
12/2 1:00 ET At Chicago -3 Seattle
12/2 1:00 ET At Green Bay -8 Minnesota
12/2 1:00 ET San Francisco -7.5 At St. Louis
12/2 1:00 ET At NY Jets -5 Arizona
12/2 1:00 ET Carolina -3 At Kansas City
12/2 1:00 ET At Detroit -6 Indianapolis
12/2 1:00 ET At Buffalo -6 Jacksonville
12/2 1:00 ET New England -7.5 At Miami
12/2 1:00 ET Houston -6.5 At Tennessee
12/2 4:05 ET At Denver -7.5 Tampa Bay
12/2 4:25 ET At Baltimore -8 Pittsburgh
12/2 4:25 ET Cleveland -2.5 At Oakland
12/2 4:25 ET Cincinnati -1 At San Diego
12/2 8:30 ET At Dallas -10.5 Philadelphia

 

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

12/3 8:40 ET NY Giants -3 At Washington

December 1, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, NFL Picks, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on 2012 NFL Season – Week 13

2012 NFL Season – Week 12

Last Week:6-8 (.429) Best Bets: 3-0 (1.000)
Season to Date: 73-86-1 (.459) Best Bets: 17-15-1 (.533)

If you have been relying on my picks to make yourself some easy money, you are even dumber than I am.  This goes for those who bet everything I pick or everything against what I pick.  Even I don’t bet on my picks.

Tomorrow will be a great Thanksgiving.  I will be at my parents’ home (my childhood home) in Washington DC and watch the Washington Redskins beat the Dallas Cowboys with my father.  Speaking of Thanksgiving, I think there should be Cranberry Pop-Tarts available for Thanksgiving.  I think they would sell well.

Happy Thanksgiving from what remains of the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign team!

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
11/22 12:30 ET Houston -3 At Detroit
11/22 4:15 ET At Dallas -3 Washington
11/22 8:20 ET New England -7 At NY Jets
11/25 1:00 ET At Cincinnati -8 Oakland
11/25 1:00 ET Pittsburgh -1 At Cleveland
11/25 1:00 ET At Indianapolis -3 Buffalo
11/25 1:00 ET Denver -10.5 At Kansas City
11/25 1:00 ET Tennessee -3 At Jacksonville
11/25 1:00 ET At Chicago -2.5 Minnesota
11/25 1:00 ET Atlanta -1 At Tampa Bay
11/25 1:00 ET Seattle -3 At Miami
11/25 4:05 ET Baltimore -1 At San Diego
11/25 4:25 ET San Francisco -2 At New Orleans
11/25 4:25 ET At Arizona -2.5 St. Louis
11/25 8:30 ET At NY Giants -2.5 Green Bay

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

11/26 8:40 ET At Philadelphia -2 Carolina

November 21, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, NFL Picks, Personal Life, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on 2012 NFL Season – Week 12

2012 NFL Season – Week 10

Last Week:8-6 (.573) Best Bets: 0-3 (.000)
Season to Date: 59-72-1 (.451) Best Bets: 12-14-1 (.463)

It would have been a great week if two things happened:  1)If I didn’t have to count the “best bets” into my overall record for the week and 2)If I won the election.  Neither happened so last week sucked.  This week will be different as I don’t have to worry about cleaning up after a hurricane or a nor’easter.  I feel good about this week.  Let’s see how long that lasts.

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
11/8 8:25 ET Indianapolis -3.5 At Jacksonville
11/11 1:00 ET At New England -11 Buffalo
11/11 1:00 ET NY Giants -4 At Cincinnati
11/11 1:00 ET At Tampa Bay -3 San Diego
11/11 1:00 ET Denver -4 At Carolina
11/11 1:00 ET At Miami -6 Tennessee
11/11 1:00 ET At Baltimore -7.5 Oakland
11/11 1:00 ET Atlanta -2.5 At New Orleans
11/11 1:00 ET Detroit -2.5 At Minnesota
11/11 4:05 ET At Seattle -6 NY Jets
11/11 4:25 ET Dallas -1.5 At Philadelphia
11/11 4:25 ET At San Francisco -11.5 St. Louis
11/11 8:30 ET At Chicago -1 Houston

 

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

11/12 8:40 ET At Pittsburgh -12.5 Kansas City

Byes: Arizona, Cleveland, Green Bay, Washington

Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics

November 8, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, NFL Picks | , , , , | Comments Off on 2012 NFL Season – Week 10

2012 NFL Season – Week 9

Last Week: 7-7 (.500) Best Bets: 2-1 (.667)
Season to Date: 51-66-1 (.436) Best Bets: 12-11-1 (.521)

This should be interesting. I didn’t get to follow any football news this week. I don’t even know what happened with Thursday’s game, so I am picking it now. No Dolphins were hurt in the making of these picks though a few might get hurt in Indianapolis.

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog
11/1 8:25 ET At San Diego -7 Kansas City
11/4 1:00 ET Denver -3.5 At Cincinnati
11/4 1:00 ET At Green Bay -10 Arizona
11/4 1:00 ET Miami -2 At Indianapolis
11/4 1:00 ET Baltimore -3.5 At Cleveland
11/4 1:00 ET At Houston -10 Buffalo
11/4 1:00 ET At Washington -3 Carolina
11/4 1:00 ET Detroit -5.5 At Jacksonville
11/4 1:00 ET Chicago -3.5 At Tennessee
11/4 4:05 ET At Seattle -4 Minnesota
11/4 4:05 ET At Oakland -1.5 Tampa Bay
11/4 4:25 ET At NY Giants -3 Pittsburgh
11/4 8:30 ET At Atlanta -3.5 Dallas

   Monday Night Football Point Spread

11/5 8:40 ET At New Orleans -3 Philadelphia

Byes: New England, NY Jets, San Francisco, St. Louis

Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics

November 4, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, NFL Picks | , , , | Comments Off on 2012 NFL Season – Week 9

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