2012 NFL Season – Week 17
Last Week:10-5-1(.656) Best Bets: 2-1 (.667)
Season to Date: 112-125-3 (.473) Best Bets: 24-23-1 (.510)
We’re down to the last week of the regular season with the final game of the season pitting our beloved Redskins against the dirty Dallas Cowboys. Speaking of dirty, I need a miracle to get to .500. To further complicate matters, three of this weeks games are off the board. This means that there is no point spread. (Though I think it means there is not enough people interested in those games to make a prediction)
Happy New Year!
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | At Buffalo | -3.5 | NY Jets |
| 12/30 4:25 ET | At New England | -10 | Miami |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | At Cincinnati | -2.5 | Baltimore |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | At Pittsburgh | Off | Cleveland |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | Houston | -6.5 | At Indianapolis |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | At Tennessee | -4 | Jacksonville |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | At NY Giants | -7.5 | Philadelphia |
| 12/30 8:30 ET | At Washington | -3 | Dallas |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | Chicago | -3 | At Detroit |
| 12/30 4:25 ET | Green Bay | -3 | At Minnesota |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | At Atlanta | Off | Tampa Bay |
| 12/30 1:00 ET | At New Orleans | -5 | Carolina |
| 12/30 4:25 ET | At Denver | -16 | Kansas City |
| 12/30 4:25 ET | At San Diego | Off | Oakland |
| 12/30 4:25 ET | At San Francisco | -16.5 | Arizona |
| 12/30 4:25 ET | At Seattle | -11 | St. Louis |
Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics
2012 NFL Season – Week 16
Last Week:7-9(.438) Best Bets: 0-3 (.000)
Season to Date: 102-120-2 (.460) Best Bets: 22-22-1 (.500)
My Christmas wish for you – to have a better week than I have with these picks. (Even if I get all the picks correct.) My recent track record shows that I will not get all the picks correct, but I am ever the optimist.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 12/22 8:30 ET | Atlanta | -3.5 | At Detroit |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At Green Bay | -12.5 | Tennessee |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At Carolina | -8.5 | Oakland |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At Miami | -4.5 | Buffalo |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At Pittsburgh | -3.5 | Cincinnati |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | New England | -14.5 | At Jacksonville |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | Indianapolis | -7 | At Kansas City |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At Dallas | -3 | New Orleans |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | Washington | -6.5 | At Philadelphia |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At Tampa Bay | -3 | St. Louis |
| 12/23 4:25 ET | NY Giants | -2.5 | At Baltimore |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At Houston | -8 | Minnesota |
| 12/23 4:05 ET | At Denver | -13 | Cleveland |
| 12/23 4:25 ET | Chicago | -5.5 | At Arizona |
| 12/23 8:30 ET | San Francisco | -1 | At Seattle |
| 12/23 1:00 ET | At NY Jets | -2.5 | San Diego |
2012 NFL Season – Week 15
Last Week:8-8(.500) Best Bets: 1-2 (.333)
Season to Date: 95-111-2 (.462) Best Bets: 22-19-1 (.536)
If you believe the Mayans, then this is the last week of football ever. I would have to pick every game correctly this week to get back to .500.
Non-football note: The first five people who send me their address in a PM on my Facebook account will get a snail-mail Christmas card mailed to their houses. (You don’t have to be my Facebook friend to do this, though feel free to send a request.) Click the “Message” button on the page. They will be mailed out Saturday morning.
Now back to football!
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 12/13 8:25 ET | Cincinnati | -5 | At Philadelphia |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | Green Bay | -3 | At Chicago |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | At Atlanta | -1.5 | NY Giants |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | At New Orleans | -3.5 | Tampa Bay |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | At St. Louis | -3 | Minnesota |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | Washington | -1.5 | At Cleveland |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | At Miami | -7 | Jacksonville |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | Denver | -2.5 | At Baltimore |
| 12/16 1:00 ET | At Houston | -8.5 | Indianapolis |
| 12/16 4:05 ET | At San Diego | -3 | Carolina |
| 12/16 4:05 ET | Seattle | -5.5 | At Buffalo |
| 12/16 4:05 ET | Detroit | -6 | At Arizona |
| 12/16 4:25 ET | Pittsburgh | -1.5 | At Dallas |
| 12/16 4:25 ET | At Oakland | -3 | Kansas City |
| 12/16 8:30 ET | At New England | -5 | San Francisco |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 12/17 8:40 ET | At Tennessee | -2 | NY Jets |
2012 NFL Season – Week 12
Last Week:6-8 (.429) Best Bets: 3-0 (1.000)
Season to Date: 73-86-1 (.459) Best Bets: 17-15-1 (.533)
If you have been relying on my picks to make yourself some easy money, you are even dumber than I am. This goes for those who bet everything I pick or everything against what I pick. Even I don’t bet on my picks.
Tomorrow will be a great Thanksgiving. I will be at my parents’ home (my childhood home) in Washington DC and watch the Washington Redskins beat the Dallas Cowboys with my father. Speaking of Thanksgiving, I think there should be Cranberry Pop-Tarts available for Thanksgiving. I think they would sell well.
Happy Thanksgiving from what remains of the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign team!
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 11/22 12:30 ET | Houston | -3 | At Detroit |
| 11/22 4:15 ET | At Dallas | -3 | Washington |
| 11/22 8:20 ET | New England | -7 | At NY Jets |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Cincinnati | -8 | Oakland |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Pittsburgh | -1 | At Cleveland |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Indianapolis | -3 | Buffalo |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Denver | -10.5 | At Kansas City |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Tennessee | -3 | At Jacksonville |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | At Chicago | -2.5 | Minnesota |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Atlanta | -1 | At Tampa Bay |
| 11/25 1:00 ET | Seattle | -3 | At Miami |
| 11/25 4:05 ET | Baltimore | -1 | At San Diego |
| 11/25 4:25 ET | San Francisco | -2 | At New Orleans |
| 11/25 4:25 ET | At Arizona | -2.5 | St. Louis |
| 11/25 8:30 ET | At NY Giants | -2.5 | Green Bay |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 11/26 8:40 ET | At Philadelphia | -2 | Carolina |
2012 NFL Season – Week 10
Last Week:8-6 (.573) Best Bets: 0-3 (.000)
Season to Date: 59-72-1 (.451) Best Bets: 12-14-1 (.463)
It would have been a great week if two things happened: 1)If I didn’t have to count the “best bets” into my overall record for the week and 2)If I won the election. Neither happened so last week sucked. This week will be different as I don’t have to worry about cleaning up after a hurricane or a nor’easter. I feel good about this week. Let’s see how long that lasts.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 11/8 8:25 ET | Indianapolis | -3.5 | At Jacksonville |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At New England | -11 | Buffalo |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | NY Giants | -4 | At Cincinnati |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At Tampa Bay | -3 | San Diego |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | Denver | -4 | At Carolina |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At Miami | -6 | Tennessee |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | At Baltimore | -7.5 | Oakland |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | Atlanta | -2.5 | At New Orleans |
| 11/11 1:00 ET | Detroit | -2.5 | At Minnesota |
| 11/11 4:05 ET | At Seattle | -6 | NY Jets |
| 11/11 4:25 ET | Dallas | -1.5 | At Philadelphia |
| 11/11 4:25 ET | At San Francisco | -11.5 | St. Louis |
| 11/11 8:30 ET | At Chicago | -1 | Houston |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 11/12 8:40 ET | At Pittsburgh | -12.5 | Kansas City |
Byes: Arizona, Cleveland, Green Bay, Washington
Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics
2012 NFL Season – Week 9
Last Week: 7-7 (.500) Best Bets: 2-1 (.667)
Season to Date: 51-66-1 (.436) Best Bets: 12-11-1 (.521)
This should be interesting. I didn’t get to follow any football news this week. I don’t even know what happened with Thursday’s game, so I am picking it now. No Dolphins were hurt in the making of these picks though a few might get hurt in Indianapolis.
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 11/1 8:25 ET | At San Diego | -7 | Kansas City |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | Denver | -3.5 | At Cincinnati |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | At Green Bay | -10 | Arizona |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | Miami | -2 | At Indianapolis |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | Baltimore | -3.5 | At Cleveland |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | At Houston | -10 | Buffalo |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | At Washington | -3 | Carolina |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | Detroit | -5.5 | At Jacksonville |
| 11/4 1:00 ET | Chicago | -3.5 | At Tennessee |
| 11/4 4:05 ET | At Seattle | -4 | Minnesota |
| 11/4 4:05 ET | At Oakland | -1.5 | Tampa Bay |
| 11/4 4:25 ET | At NY Giants | -3 | Pittsburgh |
| 11/4 8:30 ET | At Atlanta | -3.5 | Dallas |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 11/5 8:40 ET | At New Orleans | -3 | Philadelphia |
Byes: New England, NY Jets, San Francisco, St. Louis
Projected winners against the point spread in Bold – Best bets in Italics
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
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2012 NFL Season – Week 13
Last Week:9-6-1 (.594) Best Bets: 2-1 (.667)
Season to Date: 82-92-2 (.472) Best Bets: 19-16-1 (.542)
Hard to believe, but I haven’t had a losing week since Week 6. Maybe I know a few things about football after all. It’s too bad that my picks for the first six week was like watching a porno flick with Nancy Pelosi having a threesome with John Boehner and Pat Buchanan.
I apologize for the imagery above. I hope you weren’t eating. I won’t do that again without ample warning.
Monday Night Football Point Spread
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December 1, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, NFL Picks, satire | best bets, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, NFL Week 13, Pat Buchanan | Comments Off on 2012 NFL Season – Week 13