Reverend Billy Talen for NYC Mayor
This is the first time I have publicly endorsed a candidate other than myself. Please watch the video below before reading the rest of this post.
While The Good Reverend and I are fighting different battles, many of the battles are based on the same principle. That principle is that corporations take too much of our money. Whether it’s directly (like consumerism) or indirectly (the closing of America’s “Mom-and-Pop” stores), or the Cinemafia, they have had their hands in your cookie jar for too long. They are your cookies, and Reverend Billy will make sure you get to keep your cookies.
Vote for Reverend Billy Talen of the Green Party for Mayor on November 3.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Election Day Aftermath
People have been discussing whether Republicans or Democrats benefited from Tuesday’s elections. There is no argument that we independents lost a couple of golden opportunities. Some will argue that Michael Bloomberg is an independent, but he ran on the Republican ticket. It also cost him $100 million to win a close race. If Billy Talen had $100 million, he’d be Mayor-Elect right now.
Doug Hoffman was the best chance for a third party member or independent to win a House election since Bernie Sanders represented Vermont in the House of Representatives. He ran as a Conservative Party candidate after the New York Republican leaders gave the Republican candidacy to Dede Scozzafava, who was more liberal than Democratic candidate Bill Owens. She siphoned conservative votes from Hoffman so that Owens would win. It is more important for Democrats and Republicans to make sure that Democrats and Republicans get elected than it is for third party candidates with similar views to get elected.
Chris Daggett was polling at 20% when the first polls came out. He became a victim of the “I like that guy, but he doesn’t have a chance” mentality that voters often get.
Some of you might be wondering what happened to the “Orgies for Abstinence” event. The New York City event fell apart as participants were unable to book a room due to Mayor Bloomberg’s supporters. The New Jersey was more successful. While I did not fully participate in the orgy there, the women attending vowed to abstain from me for years to come.
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November 5, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Democrats, editorial, issues, politics, Republicans, satire | Bill Owens, Billy Talen, Chris Daggett, Dede Scozzafava, Doug Hoffman, Election Day, Michael Bloomberg, NY 23 | Comments Off on Election Day Aftermath