My Birth Certificate
I am hoping this birth certificate clears all rumours about me being born in Canada. As this birth certificate shows, I was born in Buffalo, NY, five kilometres from the Canadian border. I am the only candidate who brings colour to the campaign. I am glad this issue can finally be put to rest.
Another First for Ahmnodt Heare
I am not just a trendsetter when it comes to political campaigning and legislation. It now seems that the media is following my lead concerning President Obama’s birth certificate. I am not one of those people who has questioned where he was born. (As far as I am concerned, he was born in Hawaii.) I have been questioning (and continue to question) when President Obama was born.
President Obama was born on August 4, 1974. This makes him too young to serve as President. The Constitution states that a President has to be 35 years of age to serve as President. I was the first to suggest that he was only 34 when he took the oath of office. World Net Daily has recently followed my lead in questioning the age of the President.
I have heard that I think things differently. I disagree. I think things first.
My Take on President Obama’s Birth Certificate
As a candidate for President in 2008 and 2012, I find the debacle over President Obama’s birth certificate amusing. Many people are assuming that President Obama was born in Kenya. The truth is that he was born in Hawaii and to the best of my knowledge, Hawaii does not issue birth certificates to babies born in Kenya.
The reason why there is so much secrecy over President Obama’s birth certificate isn’t over where he was born, but when. I think President Obama was born on August 4, 1974. Today is his 35th birthday. This is important because in order to take the Office of the Presidency, he or she must be 35 years of age before taking office. “President” Obama was only 34 when he took the oath of office, a violation of the Constitution.
Part of me thinks that President Obama should step down because he was too young to become President. Part of me is scared that if he does step down, we would be stuck with Joe Biden as President. My solution would be to install myself as interm President until 2012, but that solution, unfortunately, is unconstitutional. I would allow Obama to remain President for the rest of this term but declare him ineligible to run for reelection in 2012.
Happy 35th Birthday, “President” Obama!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
2011 – The Debacle (January-March)
“Duh, Winning!”
January:
2011 was a bad year all around. While the future of Egypt and Wisconsin were in balance, we were more concerned with Charlie Sheen and his goddesses. (I am guilty of the latter). I took a look on how Washington and the federal agencies will affect us in 2011. With the exception of us still having Saturday mail, I nailed it.
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February:
A nightmare in my personal life. My bathroom all but exploded due to a leak from my upstairs neighbor’s bathroom. Both of my parents got hurt shoveling during a snowstorm and I had to take care of them for what seemed to be a month (but was only for three days.) My warnings of the Cinemafia started to show that on some things, I know what I am talking about.
March:
The “birthers” compelled me to show my birth certificate. I finally was mentioned on TV via one of my tweets. I also mentioned my “Getting America Back to Work” plan. But March was not too rosy for the campaign. I had forgotten to mention that the infamous “Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness” was canceled in October. I thought the almost daily blog entries since would have helped people figure that out, but it didn’t.
Tomorrow I will review April through June.
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December 27, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, entertainment, humor, politics, satire | 2011, birth certificate, Egypt, Getting America to Work, predictions, protest, snowstorm, tweets, Wisconsin, year in review | Comments Off on 2011 – The Debacle (January-March)