Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Thank You For Caring

It’s been a while since I have had two entries in one day.  But I have a lot to be thankful for and there are some people I would like to thank:

  • BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg – For caring about me.  I am only 5’8″.  It makes me feel at ease that Mr. Svanberg cares about me and other “small people.”
  • BP CEO Tony Hayward – For not saying anything today.
  • Stumblers – For the 93 people who have stumbled upon my earlier entry today with StumbleUpon.
  • Vanna White – Just because.

The entire Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign would like to thank you for reading my blog and invite you to come back.

June 16, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Ahmnodt In Love

This may be the hardest blog entry I have ever made.  The reason is I want to talk about my new girlfriend, but she doesn’t want the publicity.  I feel compelled to write about her, but I will not mention her name for the following reasons:

  • She prefers a private life.  To maintain her privacy, I will refrain from mentioning the incredible things she does with her tongue and the mole on her left butt-cheek that looks like the state of Florida.
  • She has an infectious personality.  She is so easy to get along with that people might forget about me and vote for her for President.
  • I have yet to meet her parents.  I do not know if her parents read my blog or not, but a blog is not the place where you want to read about the sex life of your child.
  • She hasn’t met my parents or my daughter Patricia.  They will meet this weekend.  It is important that the three most important women in my life all get alone.  Fortunately my mother and my daughter love each other.
  • If I mention her name and she finds out, I won’t get any.  No comment.

I will be proud and honored to mention her name when the time is right.  Until then, I am going to keep my trap in the “off” position.

June 14, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , , , | 2 Comments

For Those Who Miss the Old Look

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May 6, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , | Comments Off on For Those Who Miss the Old Look

Just for Kicks

Click here to see one of the over 750 blog entries I have posted.  Chances are you will see an entry you have never read before.You might even find a blog entry I have long forgotten.  Feel free to share the entries you find.

October 17, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , | 8 Comments

What is Bothering You?

I am sensing that many people are dissatisfied with Barack Obama’s presidency.  I have voiced my concerns in the past.  While President Obama’s “change” looks a lot like George W. Bush, I will do things differently.  I will live my my motto, “Ahmnodt Heare for America… Ahmnodt Heare for You.”

Here is where I can start helping you and America.  If you have an issue you want handled, please type it in the comments section and I will give a detailed response on how I will handle the situation.  This website will be around once I am elected, so everything I say I will do will be around for all to see.  If you have more than one question, i ask that you place each one in a seperate comment box so it looks like people are reading this entry.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

2008 and 2012 Candidate for President of the United States

May 15, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, commentary, issues, Obama, politics | , , , | Comments Off on What is Bothering You?

I Forgot to Mention My Award

I won a “Best Ad Video” in August 2007 (It’s the third video on the page.)  The video was a boost in my campaign and assured that I would be taken seriously by many of my opponents.  Unfortunately, not all took me seriously.  In fact, the opponent who won ignored me altogether.

My radio show was a finalist for “Best Political Show” by an Indian Broadcasting Magazine.  Although I did not win that award, I was honored to be mentioned.

I do not run this campaign for awards.  I run this campaign for America.  I want to help America triumph during these difficult times.  And although I am not campaigning for awards, my message is resonating as if I have already won.  The number of people reading this blog every day has tripled in the last three months.

Thank you for your continued support.  Together we can end the Cinemafia!

February 4, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, cinemafia, media | , , , , , | Comments Off on I Forgot to Mention My Award

Good Luck, Sir Satire!

Sir Satire was one of the best blogs on WordPress.  I was so impressed with his writing that I was set to make him my press secretary.  Sometimes, a life altering event takes place and plans are changed.  This happened to Sir Satire.

Sir Satire has left his successful blog and my campaign behind and joined a commune in Oregon.  He has found a new love for a new god and now grows organic Twinkees for his commune.

I congratulate Sir Satire for his happiness and wish him luck in his commune.

January 4, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, change, endorsement, media, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Good Luck, Sir Satire!

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