Ahmnodt In Love
This may be the hardest blog entry I have ever made. The reason is I want to talk about my new girlfriend, but she doesn’t want the publicity. I feel compelled to write about her, but I will not mention her name for the following reasons:
- She prefers a private life. To maintain her privacy, I will refrain from mentioning the incredible things she does with her tongue and the mole on her left butt-cheek that looks like the state of Florida.
- She has an infectious personality. She is so easy to get along with that people might forget about me and vote for her for President.
- I have yet to meet her parents. I do not know if her parents read my blog or not, but a blog is not the place where you want to read about the sex life of your child.
- She hasn’t met my parents or my daughter Patricia. They will meet this weekend. It is important that the three most important women in my life all get alone. Fortunately my mother and my daughter love each other.
- If I mention her name and she finds out, I won’t get any. No comment.
I will be proud and honored to mention her name when the time is right. Until then, I am going to keep my trap in the “off” position.
Just for Kicks
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What is Bothering You?
I am sensing that many people are dissatisfied with Barack Obama’s presidency. I have voiced my concerns in the past. While President Obama’s “change” looks a lot like George W. Bush, I will do things differently. I will live my my motto, “Ahmnodt Heare for America… Ahmnodt Heare for You.”
Here is where I can start helping you and America. If you have an issue you want handled, please type it in the comments section and I will give a detailed response on how I will handle the situation. This website will be around once I am elected, so everything I say I will do will be around for all to see. If you have more than one question, i ask that you place each one in a seperate comment box so it looks like people are reading this entry.
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare
2008 and 2012 Candidate for President of the United States
I Forgot to Mention My Award
I won a “Best Ad Video” in August 2007 (It’s the third video on the page.) The video was a boost in my campaign and assured that I would be taken seriously by many of my opponents. Unfortunately, not all took me seriously. In fact, the opponent who won ignored me altogether.
My radio show was a finalist for “Best Political Show” by an Indian Broadcasting Magazine. Although I did not win that award, I was honored to be mentioned.
I do not run this campaign for awards. I run this campaign for America. I want to help America triumph during these difficult times. And although I am not campaigning for awards, my message is resonating as if I have already won. The number of people reading this blog every day has tripled in the last three months.
Thank you for your continued support. Together we can end the Cinemafia!
Good Luck, Sir Satire!
Sir Satire was one of the best blogs on WordPress. I was so impressed with his writing that I was set to make him my press secretary. Sometimes, a life altering event takes place and plans are changed. This happened to Sir Satire.
Sir Satire has left his successful blog and my campaign behind and joined a commune in Oregon. He has found a new love for a new god and now grows organic Twinkees for his commune.
I congratulate Sir Satire for his happiness and wish him luck in his commune.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Thank You For Caring
It’s been a while since I have had two entries in one day. But I have a lot to be thankful for and there are some people I would like to thank:
The entire Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign would like to thank you for reading my blog and invite you to come back.
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June 16, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary | blog, BP, Carl-Henric Svanberg, Stumble Upon, Stumblers, Tony Hayward, Vanna White | 2 Comments