The 2028 Elections – Vote Now!
In the future, they will allow Internet voting for presidential elections. You can vote for me in the 2028 election now!
Note: Voting is now over. Democrat Angelina Jolie won. I did beat Republican Bobby Jindal for second place.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Brief Synopsis
I want to give a brief synopsis of President Obama’s speech and Governor Jindal’s response. I was originally going to give a longer reply, but I have suddenly gotten ill. If you want any further insight into how I felt after either speech, please send an e-mail to ahmnodtheare@politician.com. Please note that all submissions become the property of the Ahmnodt heare for President campaign and may be used against you in the court of law. Object is larger than appears in the mirror. That’s it for the legalese.
Neither Obama nor Jindal touched the high price of entertainment. Neither approached the affordability of my health plan. President Obama’s energy plan does not cover the breadth of my program. And I have the most comprehensive plan to stop corporate welfare.
We have a long way to go before people in office listen to my ideas. I hope it’s not too late before they get it.
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February 25, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, debt, economy, editorial, environment, health care, Obama, politics, satire | Bobby Jindal, energy | Comments Off on A Brief Synopsis