Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Couple of Differences

I am still at the Ashram and will be here for another week.  Finding time to sneak off the commune and blog is difficult.  I am getting used to being here, but there are a few differences.

  • The people here like Deepak Chopra.  I like a Six-Pack while watching Oprah.
  • While we both hate the Cinemafia, they hate all movies (though a few people like “Bollywood” movies, whatever that is.)
  • I do not find yoga to be relaxing.  I have a difficult time getting from one position to another.  I often find myself in the fetal position after the yoga class.
  • I have a hard time putting on a robe.  I have a harder time taking off my robe.  I find it almost impossible to take a robe off a woman here.
  • They eat blackberries.  I talk and text on a Blackberry.

They are pretty nice people (except for the guards with the guns.)  I enjoy the reciting of the sayings of Yogi Berra.  Yesterday’s saying was “If you don’t know where you are going, you might not get there.”  Yogi Berra is an enlightened man.

June 27, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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