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All For Naught

I was watching promos for a movie called “True Grit” and thought for a minute that the CineMafia was turning a leaf.  No, they weren’t going to drop the price of going to a movie or the prices at concession stands.  For a minute, I thought they were going to produce an entertaining movie of high quality.  Below is why I had this thought:

Wednesday Addams?

I should have suspected that the girl Hailee Steinfeld is portraying is not Wednesday Addams and that “True Grit” isn’t an awesome movie about the Addams family visiting the Wild West.  I should have noticed that although the movie has a Wednesday look-a-like, there was no Pugsley, Uncle Fester, Gomez, Morticia, Lurch, Grandma-ma, or Thing.  And that this “Wednesday Addams” wasn’t the least bit thrown off by such dangers as sunlight.

Another thing I am finding disturbing is how highly touted Hailee Steinfeld is being touted for a 14-year-old girl.  Somebody has to replace Miley Cyrus as the Cinemafia’s “darling” now that Miley has turned 18 and has turned to smoking salvia now that the Cinemafia doesn’t need her because she is 18.

Let’s not forget Lindsay Lohan.  She is currently being accused of kicking the crap of a rehab worker while she was undergoing rehab.  Let this be a warning for Hailey and her parents:  Do NOT follow the path of Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and Britney Spears – no matter how tempting it may seem.  While there is nothing wrong with being a non-famous teenaged girl, there is something wrong with being a teenaged girl who follows fame only to end up having a train wreck of a life once turning 18.

December 22, 2010 Posted by | cinemafia, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , | 3 Comments

The Curse of the Cinemafia

Miley Cyrus is cursed.  Her Cinemafia-induced fame and fortune is paying a toll on her personal life.  First, she had to endure the paparazzi (photographers paid by the Cinemafia to infiltrate the personal lives of celebrities) everywhere she went, including the infamous pantie-less photo.

The curse doesn’t end there.  Miley will now have to live with the pain of her parents’ divorcing.  This is sure to cause trauma to her achy breaky heart knowing that her parents, Billy Ray and Tish, are no longer together,  This will make custody hard as Miley will turn 18 in less than a month and there are not many “other weekends” between now and her 18th birthday.  Getting married will be difficult too as she will have to decide if she is going to get married on the weekend her father gets her or on the weekend her mother gets her.

The Cinemafia has made their millions off of Miley Cyrus.  They will soon toss her aside (Like they did with Annette Funicello, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan) when she turns 18.  With her not knowing which parent to turn to, things will be very trying for poor Miley.

October 28, 2010 Posted by | campaign, cinemafia, commentary, humor, scandal | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Raising a Daughter

Tonight is a must-listen show if you are a parent raising a young daughter.

Ahmnodt Heare is a part-time father of a young girl. Like many other fathers, he is concerned about his daughter’s future. He will examine what to watch for in children’s shows so that your daughter doesn’t end up in the same trap as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus. – From tonight’s show

Be sure to listen at 9PM Eastern / 6 PM Pacific and call in (347)-945-7487 for any questions you may have.

October 19, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio | , , , , , | 9 Comments

The Long Fight

I have to overhaul my entire campaign strategy.  I had to cancel the Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness after I heard the news that the Cinemafia has struck again,  The video I am about to post might have people accuse me of showing child pornography, but it is important to show how low the Cinemafia has sunk and why I have to fight harder:

This is troubling for many reasons.  Miley Cyrus is still a minor, but she will turn 18 next month.  This video is probably the Cinemafia’s last salvo at pimping Ms. Cyrus while she is still under 18.   It is their last attempt to appease to the bald middle-aged fat men living in their parents’ basements.  The Cinemafia is this demographic except that they moved out of their parents’ houses.

I saw my daughter this weekend.  She wants me to take her to a Miley Cyrus concert.  It’s not happening.  Not any time soon.  And the toughest part of being a parent is that the Cinemafia keeps pimping minors for their pleasure.  It works in cycles.  The cycle works like this:

  • Find a cute girl aged 11 or 12.
  • Star her in a show geared at 7-year-old girls.
  • Let her “discover” her sexuality when she is 14 or 15.
  • Make her star in a risqué and controversial video when she is 16.
  • Let her do a borderline-slutty video when she is 17.
  • Toss her aside once she turns 18 and watch her life become a train wreck.

Britney Spears started out as a Mouseketeer.  Lindsay Lohan started out as a child model.  Look at their careers from childhood to today.  Get ready for hearing Miley Cyrus in the news over her escapades in the years to come.  Watch the shows currently aimed at young girls.  It will be easy to spot the Cinemafia’s next tool of sexual deviance.

Spread the word, especially if you are the father of a young child like I am.  Find out what your children are watching and who they are watching.  Be a stronger influence on your child than her favorite show is on her.

October 12, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Clearing the Latest Rumor

That is not me driving Britney Spears.  I do not know why she is holding a sign with my name.  If she is a supporter, then I welcome her with open arms.

britney-boyfriend

November 20, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, satire, scandal | , , | 1 Comment

My CIA Briefings

It turns out that contrary to what the media has been reporting, my supporters were correct and I did win the election.  I have been receiving CIA briefings for the last couple of days.

I feel it is important that I share the information that the CIA has given me so that Americans can make their own decisions.  An imformed citizen is one best prepared to act.

I have learned a few things.  The first thing I learned is that I was 100% correct about the Cinemafia.  If you have a 12-14 year old daughter, keep her away from movie theaters until further notice.

There is also good news.  We are beating Canada at their own game.  While they have been trying to convince Americans that William Shattner, Celine Dion, and Anne Murray are “entertainers”, we have been doing the same thing to Canadians with Britney Spears.  The United Kingdom tried a similar measure in the 1980s, but people soon learned that “Wham” wasn’t very entertaining.

Don’t tell anybody what you have just read.  This is classified information.

November 10, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Canada, cinemafia, election, foreign policy, issues, politics, satire, War | , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on My CIA Briefings

My Trade Policy

I would make sure the tariffs on imports are higher than the tariffs other countries put on our exports. I would also export Britney Spears to the highest bidder.

February 26, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | Comments Off on My Trade Policy

   

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