About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
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The recession is hitting me as hard as it is hitting most Americans. Companies that I have done business with for years are folding and other companies are scaling back on their marketing budgets just to survive. I will make less money in 2010 than I did in 2009. Despite this, I still need to travel around the world and campaign for leader of the free world.
I can still afford travel. What is becoming expensive is lodging. I have already cut lodging expenses from staying in upscale hotels for a week a time to staying at motels on the highway for one or two days. This will soon me beyond my reach financially.
Instead of asking for money like other people would, I am asking for a place to stay. My 2011 schedule isn’t set yet, so if you have time available for me to stay over, I can return the favor by cooking breakfast and some light housecleaning. I am also available for speeches, rallies, and bar and bat-mitzvahs. I can be reached in the comments section of this blog.
Thank you for your continued support.
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November 17, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, humor, satire | bar mitzvah, budgets, campaign trail, housecleaning, lodging, rallies, scheduling | 4 Comments