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Canada’s Latest Weapon

Contrary to what Canadians will tell you, Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a very clever man.  Not only has he been able to have his spies infiltrate the Great American Entertainment Industry, he has also been able to infiltrate the Untied States Senate representing a state that hates immigrants.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta.  Calgary may seem American, but it’s actually in Canada.  Just because the Calgary Flames play hockey against American-based team doesn’t make Calgary an American city any more than the Washington Capitals playing games against Canadian-based teams makes Washington, D.C. a Canadian city.

If that isn’t enough to scare you, Cruz’s father fought for Fidel Castro in the Cuban Revolution. Castro won the revolution, which lead to strained relations between the United States and Cuba as well as an embargo against Cuba.

I do not know why Republicans, who complained about President Obama possibly being born in Kenya knowingly support a candidate knowingly born outside the United States.  I wonder how Republicans (and Democrats) can be so cozy with a country like Canada.  If Republicans really loved the United States like the good patriots they claim to be, there is no way that they would consider voting for Ted Cruz in a primary.


March 24, 2015 Posted by | Canada, commentary, editorial, foreign policy, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Canada Does It Again!

For years Canada has been hammering away at American entertainment by dumping spies like William Shatner,  Celine Dion, Anne Murray, and Justin Bieber into American entertainment.  When they aren’t bombarding the Great American Entertainment Industry with spies, they are taking hockey teams from Atlanta and moving them to Canada.

It first happened in 1980.  The Atlanta Flames, with American gold-medal goalie Jim Craig were snatched from Atlanta and moved to Calgary.  The good people of Atlanta did not get to see the Flames hoist the Stanley Cup in their city in 1989.  It has happened to Atlanta again.  This time Winnipeg stole the Thrashers from Atlanta.  They even took Dustin Byfuglien (a fine American) with them.

At least when America takes a franchise from Canada, we only take one team from each city.  Winnipeg (Jets), Quebec (Nordiques), Montreal (Expos) and Vancouver (Grizzlies) have only had one franchise taken from them each and it was spread among three sports.  What Canada has done is target one city (Atlanta) and one sport. (hockey)

I have taken notice even if no other politician has.  As President, I will make sure no Canadian city will ever get the Braves, Hawks, Falcons, Georgia Tech, or any other Atlanta sports franchise.  Canada will not get any franchise from any American city while I am president.  Taking hockey teams from Atlanta will cease once I am elected.

May 31, 2011 Posted by | commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Obama Hates Canada More than I Ever Could

I have talked about my positions about Canada in the past.   As much as I have a grudge against Canada, even I think what is about to happen is too inhumane and probably violates the Geneva Convention.

President Obama is allowing former President George W. Bush to go to Canada.  The former president is going to give a speech in Calgary on March 17th.  The subject will be the former president.

My heart goes out to all Canadians, especially those in Alberta and the Greater Calgary area.

February 25, 2009 Posted by | Canada, editorial, foreign policy, issues, satire, speech | , , , | 8 Comments


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