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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Cut it Out Stephen Harper!
I have to clarify something before I go on my rant. Not all Canadian entertainers are spies. They are not all performers. Rush is an excellent fan. Dave Foley is a very funny comedian. Pamela Anderson is sexy (and not just because her boobies are made in the USA).
A new Canadian spy has infiltrated the Great American Entertainment Industry. The damage this spy has done is worse than the actions of Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, William Shatner, and Anne Murray combined. Unlike these spies, the newest spy has not only ambushed the American Entertainment, she has also infiltrated the American military. Below is the proof:
The military has a very important job in Afghanistan protecting the oil wells from Afghanis. Without this service, gas would be over $3.00 per gallon. Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t just ruining American Entertainment, she is also compromising military operations. I call on Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to take Jespen (and all of his other spies) back to Canada before we send the Kardashians and The Situation to Saskatchewan to “entertain” Canadians.
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August 27, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | Afghanistan, American entertainment, call me maybe, Carly Rae Jepsen, military, oil, spies, Stephen Harper | 2 Comments