Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Looking to 2016 (and Beyond)

I was not going to run should I not get elected in 2012, but according to Future Update, I would run again in 2028.  If it holds to be true, I would not win in 2028, but would finish a strong second as an independent candidate.  Consider this as an announcement that I will be running for President every four years until I die.

Meanwhile, I will be running the rest of this campaign without a campaign manager.  My current campaign manager resigned to spend time running a business he is about to start.  I wish him the best of luck, but not if he insists on making memes of me like this:

I will be on the campaign trail this week with stops in Milford, PA and Port Jervis, NY.  Be sure to look for me!

May 14, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, humor, politics | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Back in the Saddle Again

I was hoping today’s blog entry was going to be which candidate for President I was going to endorse in the 2012 election.  But a few things happened to me since I announced I was no longer actively campaigning for President:

  • Vice-Presidential candidate Albee Thayer has filed a lawsuit against me.  He has bought $10,000 worth of custom-wrapped condoms for the campaign.  The condom wrapper reads: “Heare and Thayer – For Your Protection.”  He had been handing some out at local nudie bars and brothels.
  • My campaign manager won’t get out of my hair.  I thought by not running that my campaign manager would find something to do with his time.  But he keeps coming over because he says he is bored out of his mind.
  • My daughter has had her classmates pick on her since I made my decision.  She was so upset that she went to a movie this weekend knowing how I feel about the movie industry.  Her mother said she has also been listening to Justin Bieber songs on the internet.
  • My Domina was so angry with me that she ignored the safe word this weekend.
  • I couldn’t help but think about Dave the homeless guy in North Carolina.  I did not want to run in 2008, but Dave was insistent that I run.  He said that America needed me to be President more than I didn’t want to be President and it was a higher calling.  (Even higher than he was that day.)
After giving it much thought and discussions with those above I mentioned, I have decided to resume my campaign as soon as my back heels from the weekend’s activities.

October 17, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Confusing Too Many People

I don’t like outing my campaign manager because we both wish to keep his identity a secret.  We were hoping that we could have gone the entire campaign without letting people know that I did have a campaign manager. However; after last weekend’s radio shows snafu, I decided to let people know that I do have a campaign manager and it was him that did the scheduling snafu.

I promised Michael Weinheimer that I would continue to keep his identity a secret.  He has, until this weekend, been a very good campaign manager, considering I haven’t paid him.  It’s just that I don’t understand why he would schedule a show for Sunday and tell me it was Friday.  When I was ready to start the show on Friday, I was informed that the show was set for Sunday.  I had to set the show for Friday so I could do the show.  The problem became worse when I flooded my Facebook and Twitter pages for Friday’s show, I gave Sunday’s link.  Many supporters were confused about not hearing the show or not seeing the chat room.

I decided to do a show on Sunday anyway.  I didn’t get to send the messages to Facebook and Twitter as I usually do because yesterday was Mother’s Day.  There was no time for me to be near the computer because I took my mother out for breakfast and I took my father to the Nationals-Marlins game.

The date isn’t set yet, but I will be resuming the radio show regularly sometime in late May or early June.  This will allow supporters to properly schedule their time and allow Michael Weinheimer to remain anonymous.

May 10, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , | 7 Comments

   

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