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Wild Card Playoff Predictions

It is that time of year again:  The NFL Playoffs.  This weekend is the Wild-Card round.  Eight teams will fight to the death for the right to lose next weekend in Indianapolis, San Diego, New Orleans, and Minnesota.

I was doing predictions in the beginning of the year.  But between my schedule and not being very good at this, I stopped predicting games in November.  Some people say it’s not very presidential picking games.  This is my way of showing I am in touch of what is going on in America today.

NY Jets (+2.5) at Cincinnati

The Jets have something the Bengals don’t have in a quarterback like Mark Sanchez.  On a cold wintry afternoon/ evening in Cincinnati, the Bengals should be glad.  Take the Bengals, give the points.

Philadelphia (+3.5) at Dallas

This is the game I least want to watch.  The football gods have been cruel to Redskins fans all season, and today won’t be any different.  Take the Cowboys and give the points.

Baltimore (+3.5) at New England

This game will show how much the Patriots miss Tedy Bruschi.  This game will get ugly with Ray Rice running through the Patriots defense like I ran when Pastor Reynolds caught me with her daughter when I was in high school.  Take the Ravens and the points.

Green Bay (-1) at Arizona

All the momentum would suggest to take the Packers, which ends up being the games the Cardinals win.  I went against the Cardinals all season last year and was one play away from going 0-4.  Take the Cardinals and the lousy single point.

Best bet – Cowboys (Because the football gods want to laugh at me one more time.)

January 9, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor | , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Wild Card Playoff Predictions

How to Alienate Voters

President Obama Backs the Steelers in the Super Bowl – washingtonpost.com.

One of the first rules of politics when holding a national office is never say who you are rooting for.  President Obama and Vice-President Biden have both made this mistake.  Judging by their actions over the last three months, it is apparent that both these gentlemen hate the state of Arizona.

First, Obama had the audacity to run for president against a senator from Arizona.  Then he takes Arizona’s governor and makes her Homegirl Security, leaving Arizona with someone less popular as its governor.  Now the dynamic duo of Barack Obama and Joe Biden have dissed the Grand Canyon State again by choosing the Steelers against the beloved Cardinals.

These guys better start showing some love to the state of Arizona soon or Arizona might go to the Republicans or to Ahmnodt Heare in 2012.  If Arizona is ready to vote for Ahmnodt Heare, I will make sure the White House gets some “Terrible Towels”.  While they might wave them around this Sunday, they will need the towels to wipe their tears in 2012.

January 31, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, endorsement, issues, Joe Biden, Obama, politics, satire, scandal | , , , , , | Comments Off on How to Alienate Voters

Super Bowl XLIII Prediction

The two weeks between the Conference Championship games and the Super Bowl is the longest two-week period of the year.  And the second week is longer than the first week.  “Media Tuesday” is the annual event where reporters get to ask the stupidest questions they can come up with.  It is an honored Super Bowl tradition.

I like the Cardinals.  I really do.  But they’re not going to win.  The Steelers will win their second Vince Lombardi trophy in four years.  The final score will be 31-20.  Troy Polamalu will be the MVP.

Update:  You can find my Super Bowl XLIV Prediction here:

January 21, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Hey, I Got One Right!

For those who who have been following my predictions on the NFL Playoffs, you know why I’m not on ESPN GameDay.  That does not stop me for making predictions.  Even a clock is correct twice a day.

I will point out that I did pick the Steelers to win last night.  The Steelers win improved my record to 2-8 in the playoffs.  I will make my highly-anticipated Super Bowl XLIII prediction on Wednesday.

Tomorrow, I will give my insight on the inauguration and offer what I ill do different when I become President in 2012.

January 19, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Obama, politics, satire | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

NFC Championship Prediction

If you have been following my predictions in the division and wild-card rounds, you would know by now that I suck at this.  Instead of picking all games on the same day, I will pick one game at a time.

Philadelphia (11-6-1) at Arizona (11-7) – 3:00PM Eastern (FOX)

Who would have thought we would have had a Conference Championship game with neither team winning ten games in the regular season?  The road team has the better record.

Both games have looked impressive in their playoff wins.  This game features two quarterbacks with a ton of playoff experience.  While Arizona has proven that they are a great team, the Eagles are playing with a chip on their shoulder.  I will go with my gut feeling and predict the Eagles will win  a close, hard-fought battle 20-17.

AFC Championship Prediction

January 12, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Recapping a Perfect Weekend

I predicted 4 division round playoff games, I got 4 wrong.  Let’s take a look at how I reached perfection:

Ravens at Titans: – The hottest team in the league is going against the team with the best record.  The Titans faltered down the stretch, but they are home and they are rested.  Titans win 17-13.

I stated that the Ravens were the hot team and I went against them.  The Ravens play on while the Titans enjoy the Opry.

Cardinals at Panthers: – This is the one game that could get ugly.  The Cardinals looked good against the Falcons, but they were at home and they were playing against a rookie quarterback and a rookie coach.  Like in nature, the Panthers will devour the Cardinals 41-8.

This game was not natural, but I guessed correctly that it would get ugly.  The Panthers were a bunch of pussies.

Eagles at Giants:  Division games are always tough.  The trendy pick will be to pick the Eagles, but the Giants know what the Eagles are going through, the Giants played three road playoff games last year and will not underestimate the Eagles.  I would not be surprised if this game went into overtime.  Giants win 16-13.

I paid the price for not being trendy.  The Eagles continue the tradition of being the number 6 seed and going to the NFC Championship Game.  The Giants continue the tradition of being the top NFC seed to top-notch skiing clients.

Chargers at Steelers:  Common sense says the Steelers will win.  I still have issues with Norv Turner as a head coach.  Chargers will win this one just to prove me wrong about everything including my views on Global Warming.  Chargers 20 Steelers 13.

Common sense prevailed.  Norv was Norv.  He couldn’t even prove me wrong.

I warned you not to bet the ranch.  But if you must bet the ranch dressing, buy it here.

January 11, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Recapping a Perfect Weekend

2008 Division Round Predictions

If you bet the ranch on my picks last week, you no longer own a ranch.  I went 1-3 last week with the Eagles keeping me from being winless.  I wouldn’t bet the ranch, but I might be tempted to bet the ranch dressing.

Saturday 1/10

Ravens at Titans: – The hottest team in the league is going against the team with the best record.  The Titans faltered down the stretch, but they are home and they are rested.  Titans win 17-13.

Cardinals at Panthers: – This is the one game that could get ugly.  The Cardinals looked good against the Falcons, but they were at home and they were playing against a rookie quarterback and a rookie coach.  Like in nature, the Panthers will devour the Cardinals 41-8.

Sunday 1/11

Eagles at Giants:  Division games are always tough.  The trendy pick will be to pick the Eagles, but the Giants know what the Eagles are going through, the Giants played three road playoff games last year and will not underestimate the Eagles.  I would not be surprised if this game went into overtime.  Giants win 16-13.

Chargers at Steelers:  Common sense says the Steelers will win.  I still have issues with Norv Turner as a head coach.  Chargers will win this one just to prove me wrong about everything including my views on Global Warming.  Chargers 20 Steelers 13.

If you are going to any of these games this weekend, don’t forget to bring your sign and show it on TV.

January 5, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, environment, issues | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

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