Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

80,000 and Counting

I am pleased to announce that over 80,000 people have visited my blog.  Many people who have stopped by have been supportive of the campaign.  A few have not been supportive.  Those people include the Cinemafia, Betty White supremacists, hard-core Republicans and Democrats, and dentists.

Spammers have not been included in the count, or the count would be much higher.  Those who read the blog telepathically have not been counted because WordPress has said they do not have an accurate way to count telepathic hits.  Famous politicians who have read this blog and have used either my campaign strategy or in their platform include President Obama, Sarah Palin, John McCain, and most recently, Carl Paladino.

Unlike the past, when I had a mad rush of people looking for Grandma Oudda’s famous Strawberry Stroganoff recipe or paying tribute to Billy Mays, the people lately have been coming mainly looking for an alternative in 2012.  It seems for many of these people, I have been that alternative and for that I am honored.

Thank everybody for your continued support and together we can win this thing in 2012!

September 16, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Another Politician Steals My Ideas

I had this as part of my 2008 platform:

”War on Poverty” can be solved by making poverty a crime. I would throw all the poor people in jail.

If you click my link, you will see that I have what I think is a better plan.  People told me that my original plan was too cruel and inhumane.  They said that I needed a more humane method with dealing with the impoverished.  After much deliberation, I grudgingly changed my position to one people like more.

What has gotten my boat is that these same people who told me to change my position have taken my original position and made it part of their platform.  New York Republican Gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino has taken my old campaign position and is now trying to sell it as his own.

This is the latest incident of “mainstream” politicians copying me.  I ask you this:  Do you want to vote for a follower pretending to be a leader or do you want to vote for a leader?  I haven’t followed anybody (besides the hottie wearing tight leather pants).  I am a leader and I have been ready to lead.

August 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, issues, satire | , , , , , | 5 Comments

   

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