Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

A Loss for Words

The next debate is next Wednesday and the next primary is the Tuesday after that.  Neither the Republican candidates, President Obama, or Capitol Hill are doing anything to inspire me to write anything.  Vanna White’s birthday isn’t until Saturday.  I will have my daughter Patricia from Sunday until the following Saturday.

I do want to mention about voting.  There seems to have been a lot of odd things happening with caucuses and primaries thus far.  If your state hasn’t had their primary or caucus yet and you can spare some time on your primary or caucus night, then find out where you can go to watch the votes being counted or to count the votes yourself.

The New York  Times reported yesterday that 1.8 million dead people are registered to vote.  My campaigning to cemeteries and morgues has been paying off.  This will give me a much needed head start come the general election.  If my message can resonate with voters who are alive like it has with the deceased, then there’s no reason why I can’t expect to not just win, but win every state and sweep the Electoral College.

February 15, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Republicans, satire, voting | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

New Experiment

Below is the list for the primaries and caucuses after today’s in South Carolina:

January 31, 2012 Florida (primary)
February 4, 2012 Nevada (caucus)
February 4–11, 2012 Maine (caucus)
February 7, 2012 Colorado (caucus)
Minnesota (caucus)
Missouri (primary)
February 28, 2012 Arizona (primary)
Michigan (primary)
March 3, 2012 Washington (caucus)
March 6, 2012
(Super Tuesday)
Alaska (caucus)
Georgia (primary)
Idaho (caucus)
Massachusetts (primary)
North Dakota (caucus)
Ohio (primary)
Oklahoma (primary)
Tennessee (primary)
Vermont (primary)
Virginia (primary)
March 6-10, 2012 Wyoming (caucus)
March 10, 2012 Kansas (caucus)
U.S. Virgin Islands (caucus)
March 13, 2012 Alabama (primary)
Hawaii (caucus)
Mississippi (primary)
March 17, 2012 Missouri (GOP caucus)
March 18, 2012 Puerto Rico (primary)
March 20, 2012 Illinois (primary)
March 24, 2012 Louisiana (primary)
April 3, 2012 District of Columbia (primary)
Maryland (primary)
Wisconsin (primary)
Texas (primary)
April 24, 2012 Connecticut (primary)
Delaware (primary)
New York (primary)
Pennsylvania (primary)
Rhode Island (primary)
May 8, 2012 Indiana (primary)
North Carolina (primary)
West Virginia (primary)
May 15, 2012 Nebraska (primary)
Oregon (primary)
May 22, 2012 Arkansas (primary)
Kentucky (primary)
June 5, 2012 California (primary)
Montana (primary)
New Jersey (primary)
New Mexico (primary)
South Dakota (primary)
June 26, 2012 Utah (primary)

I am not sure if my plan will work in caucuses, but my plan will in primaries and it will for the general election.  This innovative plan will be taught in Political Science courses for years to come.  Take a vacation anywhere in the United States on Election Day week!  Don’t vote on Election Day!  You have better things to do with your time than spending hours on line on Election Day only to be stuck behind people who don’t know how to fill out a ballot.

There are a few things you need to do before you go on vacation:

  • Go to the county (parish in Louisiana) (BOEE in Washington DC) Board of Elections and pick up an absentee ballot.
  • Fill in the ballot including “Ahmnodt Heare” (without quotes) under “President of the United States” .  Click the link if you need a way to remember how to spell my name.  And “Albee Thayer” for Vice-President.  Feel free to choose who you want for other offices on your ballot.  Make a photocopy for your records.
  • Mail the ballot (Original, not photocopy!) by October 23.  (Two weeks before the primary or caucus in your state for primaries and caucuses). This will allow plenty of time to make sure your ballot is received by Election Day.

This will leave you all Election Day to do whatever you want.  You can even campaign for me the entire time the polls are opened without having to worry about voting.

Enjoy your vacation and thank you for your support!

January 21, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, campaign, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire, voting, write-in | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on New Experiment

Campaign Stops Next Weekend

Tuesday – 5/27 AFSCME Huron, SD 11:00AM

Wednesday – 5/28 Lake Elmo State Park, Billings Montana 5:00PM

Thursday – 5/29 Helena, MT Bert and Ernie’s Dining Saloon, Helena, MT 11:00AM

Thursday -5/29 Seattle, WA City Centre 7PM

Friday 5/30 San Juan, PR The Medusa 11PM

May 22, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Platform, satire | , , , , | 1 Comment

Wyoming Caucus Results

Barack Obama – 61%
Hillary Clinton – 38%
To the best of my knowledge, the remaining 1% was split between Mike Gravel and Ahmnodt Heare.

March 9, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Comments Off on Wyoming Caucus Results

Attention Wyoming Democrats!

This Saturday, don’t forget to caucus. A vote for Clinton or a vote for Obama will divide the Democratic Party. Now is the time to unite! I am the candidate of unity. I am the candidate of determination. And nobody has a bad word to say about me.
When you caucus, tell your fellow Wyomingites, “Ahmnodt Heare!”

March 5, 2008 Posted by | campaign | , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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