New Experiment
Below is the list for the primaries and caucuses after today’s in South Carolina:
| January 31, 2012 | Florida (primary) |
| February 4, 2012 | Nevada (caucus) |
| February 4–11, 2012 | Maine (caucus) |
| February 7, 2012 | Colorado (caucus) Minnesota (caucus) Missouri (primary) |
| February 28, 2012 | Arizona (primary) Michigan (primary) |
| March 3, 2012 | Washington (caucus) |
| March 6, 2012 (Super Tuesday) |
Alaska (caucus) Georgia (primary) Idaho (caucus) Massachusetts (primary) North Dakota (caucus) Ohio (primary) Oklahoma (primary) Tennessee (primary) Vermont (primary) Virginia (primary) |
| March 6-10, 2012 | Wyoming (caucus) |
| March 10, 2012 | Kansas (caucus) U.S. Virgin Islands (caucus) |
| March 13, 2012 | Alabama (primary) Hawaii (caucus) Mississippi (primary) |
| March 17, 2012 | Missouri (GOP caucus) |
| March 18, 2012 | Puerto Rico (primary) |
| March 20, 2012 | Illinois (primary) |
| March 24, 2012 | Louisiana (primary) |
| April 3, 2012 | District of Columbia (primary) Maryland (primary) Wisconsin (primary) Texas (primary) |
| April 24, 2012 | Connecticut (primary) Delaware (primary) New York (primary) Pennsylvania (primary) Rhode Island (primary) |
| May 8, 2012 | Indiana (primary) North Carolina (primary) West Virginia (primary) |
| May 15, 2012 | Nebraska (primary) Oregon (primary) |
| May 22, 2012 | Arkansas (primary) Kentucky (primary) |
| June 5, 2012 | California (primary) Montana (primary) New Jersey (primary) New Mexico (primary) South Dakota (primary) |
| June 26, 2012 | Utah (primary) |
I am not sure if my plan will work in caucuses, but my plan will in primaries and it will for the general election. This innovative plan will be taught in Political Science courses for years to come. Take a vacation anywhere in the United States on Election Day week! Don’t vote on Election Day! You have better things to do with your time than spending hours on line on Election Day only to be stuck behind people who don’t know how to fill out a ballot.
There are a few things you need to do before you go on vacation:
- Go to the county (parish in Louisiana) (BOEE in Washington DC) Board of Elections and pick up an absentee ballot.
- Fill in the ballot including “Ahmnodt Heare” (without quotes) under “President of the United States” . Click the link if you need a way to remember how to spell my name. And “Albee Thayer” for Vice-President. Feel free to choose who you want for other offices on your ballot. Make a photocopy for your records.
- Mail the ballot (Original, not photocopy!) by October 23. (Two weeks before the primary or caucus in your state for primaries and caucuses). This will allow plenty of time to make sure your ballot is received by Election Day.
This will leave you all Election Day to do whatever you want. You can even campaign for me the entire time the polls are opened without having to worry about voting.
Enjoy your vacation and thank you for your support!
Campaign Stops Next Weekend
Tuesday – 5/27 AFSCME Huron, SD 11:00AM
Wednesday – 5/28 Lake Elmo State Park, Billings Montana 5:00PM
Thursday – 5/29 Helena, MT Bert and Ernie’s Dining Saloon, Helena, MT 11:00AM
Thursday -5/29 Seattle, WA City Centre 7PM
Friday 5/30 San Juan, PR The Medusa 11PM
Wyoming Caucus Results
Attention Wyoming Democrats!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
A Loss for Words
The next debate is next Wednesday and the next primary is the Tuesday after that. Neither the Republican candidates, President Obama, or Capitol Hill are doing anything to inspire me to write anything. Vanna White’s birthday isn’t until Saturday. I will have my daughter Patricia from Sunday until the following Saturday.
I do want to mention about voting. There seems to have been a lot of odd things happening with caucuses and primaries thus far. If your state hasn’t had their primary or caucus yet and you can spare some time on your primary or caucus night, then find out where you can go to watch the votes being counted or to count the votes yourself.
The New York Times reported yesterday that 1.8 million dead people are registered to vote. My campaigning to cemeteries and morgues has been paying off. This will give me a much needed head start come the general election. If my message can resonate with voters who are alive like it has with the deceased, then there’s no reason why I can’t expect to not just win, but win every state and sweep the Electoral College.
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February 15, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, Republicans, satire, voting | caucus, counting votes, dead people, general election, New York Times, Primary, Vanna White's birthday | 4 Comments