Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Keeping My Options Open

It might be hard to believe, but there is actually a chance that I will not be elected President of the United States.  Being the Boy Scout that I was for a week in 1987, I must be prepared for life should I not win the election.  Below are some of my options:

  • Become a commissioner of a major sports league.  I have already shown how I would handle problems currently in the NFL and NHL.  I could also be a good commissioner for the NBA and Major League Baseball.
  • Become a reality television star.  My life is hectic enough to make for entertaining television.  The one drawback would be that the show’s producers would have to censor by covering-the-boobies and other lady body parts when I visit the nudie bar.
  • Run for Congress, Senate, Mayor, or other public office.  I am leaning against this option.  People say they want a president with experience in dealing with government.  The Democrats chose President Obama and the Republicans chose Ron Paul Mitt Romney.  Most people don’t want the experience they have in the White House, especially ObromneyCare.  This is why I chose to run despite not having political experience.
  • Write that book I have been putting off writing since 1996.  I will have time after Election Day to pursue this should I not win the election, though I still think I am going to win.  The reason why I think I will win is because unlike the other candidates, the media has said nothing negative about me, my policies, or my campaign.
  • I could offer myself to play the role of Christian Grey in the upcoming “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie.

There are only 41 days left until Election Day.  Pick up your absentee ballot by next Friday if you haven’t done so already.  Don’t forget to help the elderly with their absentee ballots, including filling in my name for President so that they don’t have to labor with writing.


September 26, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, Personal Life, satire, voting, write-in | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Off to a Bad Start

This working / medical testing / campaigning / vacation trip has gone off to a bad start.  I had arrived at my destination and finished unpacking when I realized I had forgotten my phone.  (I did remember my charger this time.)  I also forgot my calendar of what I was supposed to do while I am here (and when.)  I know about the parade tomorrow afternoon, but there is currently a 70% chance of rain and I am not sure if this is a “rain-or-shine” parade or a “Rain Date next Sunday” parade.

I also forgot my food and medication.  There is nothing special about my food, but I like to plan meals for days at a time.  Portion control plays a key part in my weight maintenance program.  I have already gone overboard by eating a large pizza pie and a calzone for lunch.  I’ll be heading out for an “All-you-can-eat” buffet for dinner tonight.

The weird thing is I have been watching more news than I normally have.  The more news I watch, the less I know what is going on in the political world.  The only thing I got from politics this week is that Rick Santorum said that something was “Bull****”.  I wasn’t sure what came after the “Bull” because the news networks kept bleeping it out.

With less news watching and more life doing, I should soon regain my pulse on what is happening in the political world.  Yay!

March 31, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Another Censorship Rant

I do not get it.  If you are going to run a website that represent views, don’t be surprised if readers have different views.  I do not censor opposing views on this blog.  I am capable enough to beat opposing views.  Censorship will not make the world a better place.  People need to hear as many different views as possible in order to make an informed decision.

What really confuses me is that I posted a point of view that supports the blog entry I was replying to on the Huffington Post.  It was about Justice John Paul Stevens’ decision in “Citizens United vs. Federal Elections Commission.” It was the basis in which that Murray Hill, Inc. declared its candidacy for Congress, making it the first corporation to run for office.

I have stated in the past that I fully endorse Murray Hill Inc.’s run for Congress.  I reiterated that point in my reply as well as showing the link where I endorsed Murray Hill Inc.  It was held for “moderation” and rejected.

Replies to my blog are not moderated and are only deleted if the reply has nothing to do with the topic.  You can disagree with me on anything or everything, and I will let you post it.  There may occasionally be a cuss word deleted or masked. (My mother reads the blog and does not appreciate that kind of language.), but I will otherwise let the post stand.  I will explain in a gentlemanly manner why I am right and you are wrong.  This is how to solve problems.

If you want me to believe that your point of view is correct, then you have to allow disagreeing views and attack the views in a respectful manner.  This means not calling the replier names and not dismissing the reply without giving a valid argument why the reply is wrong.  It also means not deleting the reply because you do not know how to handle it.

If you want to read a blog and not be able to disagree, that’s your business.  If you want a well-mannered discussion of the issues of the day (Like the Cinemafia’s ruining American entertainment), then this is the blog you should be reading.

April 17, 2010 Posted by | commentary, editorial, satire | , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Censorship Ends Here

I was disturbed that one of my supporters had one of her actions censored on Facebook.  Samantha wanted to like something, but Facebook would have none of it.  Facebook is basically saying she has to hate something she likes.

As President, I will allow you to like or dislike whatever you want.  You can even like the Cinemafia and hate Vanna White. Though I would probably never talk to you again, I wouldn’t throw you in jail or deport you to Canada. (Unless you are Canadian or Sri Lankan).

I will personally write a letter to the Facebook guy and demand that people like whatever they want to like!

December 9, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments


Congressman John Hall debates Republican challenger Kieran Lalor on the Wall Street “bail out.” « Putnam Valley Democrats.

The Putnam County Democrats censored my reply to their video of Congressman John Hall (D-NY) supporting the ill-advised bailout of banks.  My reply was that the NY Times has an article that question where the bailout money went.

Does censoring my answer make the Democrats better than the Republicans?  Can’t they answer my criticism with something supporting their argument?

Let’s not assume that the Republicans are much better… because they’re not.  Both parties want to moderate replies because both parties have caused the economic debacle that we are facing.  The economy will get worse because the two parties of censorship are more interested in maintaining their image than to listen to ideas that will save our country.

December 23, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, debate, Democrats, editorial, issues, media, politics, Republicans | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments


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