Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Let’s Win a Nation!

The change made at the top won’t mean much if the foundation remains the same.  One reason why President Obama hasn’t been able to change things as much as he wanted to is because most of the Congress that was around for George W. Bush is still around today.  In order for me to have the maximum effect as President, I am going to need like minded people to run for Congress and Senate.  What I mean by like-minded people is people who think like me and not people who think like Democrats and Republicans.

There are 435 House seats and 34 Senate seats up for election in 2012.  The good news is if we win just 218 seats, we will have a majority in the House.  The bad news is that even if we win all of the Senate seats, we will still be 17 seats short.

If you are at least 25 years old, are a U.S. citizen, and don’t have a record or any skeletons in your closet, then you are cordially invited to ride my coattails and run for Congress.  (You have to be at least 30 to run for Senate.)

America wants change.  Not just change, but real change and correct change.  If we give a dollar, we should expect 4 quarters back and nothing less.  The era of being short-changed is over!

Join me as we take America from the Cinemafia and Canadians posing as entertainers.  Run for Congress or Senate and together we can win a nation!

July 31, 2011 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, politics, satire | , , , | 2 Comments

The Cinemafia is Gaining Strength

Just when it looked like the Cinemafia was dying, it gets back up and fights back.  People are going to movies again for some demented reason.  “”Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1” has grossed over $125 million so far.  More people are seeing movies at home through NetFlix or cable or satellite.  The Cinemafia has even taken stealth attacks on my campaign.

There is a website called “Our Campaigns” that is a interactive database of political candidates and races.  My campaign manager set up my page a while ago and gave my rating a “10”.    The Cinemafia has recently gotten word about the page and started voting me down.  My overall rating is now a dismal 3.33.

All is not last.  I am still running for President despite whatever action the Cinemafia does to try to knock me off my rocking horse.  People are still seeking a viable candidate who is neither a Democrat or a Republican.  America wants change.  Americans want to be Americans again.  There was a media search company who has searched my website.  I have a good feeling I will soon be interviewed.

The fight against the Cinemafia is far from over.  We must continue to do whatever it takes to weaken them.  Together we can win.  Together we will win.

November 23, 2010 Posted by | campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , | 1 Comment

New Look – Same Great Candidate

I used to use the Chaos Theory theme for this blog.  After two years, I am bringing change (unlike a certain opponent in 2008, who shall remain nameless.).  I have decided to go with Digg 3-Column.

The blog looks like it went from Emo to Happy-Perky, but there are a few changes in the layout I would like to mention.

  • Gone is the campaign slogan I have been using since Election Day 2008 “Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.”  That is in the design.  I am trying to find a way to include it.
  • The “Tools” page is no longer on top with the other pages.  it is now listed under “pages” in the left column halfway down the page.
  • I have to change the counters for Election Day 2012 and Vanna White’s Birthday.  I hope to have those counters up tomorrow.
  • On the plus side, there is less scrolling to do before getting to the bottom of the page.

I may change it again next week if I can’t fix the little things I want to take care of fixing.  As WordPress continues to churn out new themes at a faster rate, I am guessing the layout will change more often.  (Once every two hours instead of once every two days.)

April 21, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary | , , , | 7 Comments

An Open Letter to Those Facebook Guys

Dear People Who Run Facebook:

I have been on Facebook for over a year.  Over the time, it has helped increase my base for my 2012 campaign for President of the United States.  I have even taken the step of playing Mafia Wars with my supporters.

As useful and fun as Facebook has been over the last year, it has been soured over the last week.  It started ironically enough with “change.”  While change can be a good thing if people want it, it can be a bad thing if people like things the way they are.  People wanted change in the United States in 2008 so they voted for Barack Obama. (I voted for myself, as I was running in 2008 also.)  People didn’t want change to Facebook.  This was demonstrated by not voting for Barack Obama for President of Facebook.

It is not just the change that has bothered Facebook users.  It is the glitches that have come along since the changes occurred.  It has made running my presidential campaign very difficult.  I am running a penniless campaign because I am a fiscal conservative.  Only a true fiscal conservative can run a campaign without taking out loans or acting like a beggar asking people for their hard earned dollars.

I plead that you fix the website as soon as possible.  I did not vote for Barack Obama to run Facebook, so I don’t want change,  (Especially change accompanied with glitches.)  Glitches like the page not updating even after refreshing make it hard to get my message out to my supporters without sending a spam mail message.

I am sure this situation will be resolved soon and wish Facebook the best of luck in its future business endeavors.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt F.N. Heare

2008 and 2012 Presidential Candidate

February 9, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, Obama, satire | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Ahmnodt Ready for 2010

2009 is almost over,  2010 will be bringing about changes!  One change is that my radio show “Ahmnodt 4 President” is returning.  I will be on LIVE Monday night at 7PM Eastern (8:30PM Newfoundland).

On the show, I will look back of the parts of 2009 that I remember as well as look at what the campaign will be doing in 2010.  I will also be taking phone calls at (347) 945-7487. between 7 and 8PM Eastern.

December 31, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign | , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt Ready for 2010

How Obama has Inspired Me

Watching President-elect Obama do his tour de Force on an Amtrak has inspired me to get my message out.  I will go to New York City and take the train from Penn Station to Spring Street and spread the word about my campaign for President and the CineMafia.

I will bring quarters and give the homeless the change they need.  I will meet people on the verge of suicide and help them.  I will give hope for America.

If this becomes successful, I will spread the message in subways in Philadelphia, Boston, Chicago, and Beverly Hills.

January 17, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, commentary, election, issues, Joe Biden, Obama, satire | , , , , , | 1 Comment

An Open Letter to the Electoral College (revised)

Dear Electoral Collegian:

You will be representing your state on Monday as you cast the vote that counts for president.  Instead of voting for the person you have been assigned to vote for, I would like to suggest why you should vote for me (Ahmnodt Heare) for President.

Americans want change.  Nobody has a platform with as much change as I do.  Unlike my opponents, I do not have a party to bog down my agenda.  I am the only candidate with programs to jump start the economy without using taxpayers’ dollars.

I thank you for your service and for your duty in serving in the Electoral College.  If I am elected president, I will fund the Electoral College’s sports program so it can compete with the SEC, Big 10, Pac 10, and other major conferences.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.

December 13, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, editorial, election, issues, Obama, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

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