Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Blame Game

Instead of blaming the other person, politicians should do what I do:  Thank the other person for an opportunity to build one’s own character.  I don’t blame the driver who rammed into my car for demolishing my car.  I thanked her for allowing me to find an excuse to be late for work.

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January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, satire, State of the Union 2010 | , , , , | 1 Comment

The “Penniless” Campaign

Many of my critics claim that I have poor fundraising skills and that I will not become President because I do not have fundraising skills.  They say this because I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website for campaign contributions.  It is time to set the record straight.

The reason why I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website is because I am not accepting contributions.  I am not accepting contributions because I cannot be bought like other politicians can.  Running for President shouldn’t be about how much money one can raise.  it should be about how one can help the country get on the right track.

By not raising money and not spending money I don’t have, I am hoping to show that I am fiscally responsible.  Politicians raise millions for their campaigns because they love to spend.  That should not be what being a politician is all about.  Being a politician should be about the issues and character.  Even many of my opponents will tell you that I am a character.

I hope this is a satisfactory explaination of why I am not raising money.  If you have any questions, please leave a comment below or e-mail ahmnodtheare\@/politician.com.

August 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, editorial, election, politics, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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