Ahmnodt Heare for President

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A Great Night After All

Last night’s debate started out horribly for me.  Many people were having problems getting into my chat room on Facebook.  My telepathic channels were crammed with people who were sending messages that had nothing to do with politics and one message from a lonely man who was drooling over Michele Bachmann’s legs.  I was soon booted out of my own chat room and unable to return.

I turned to my Facebook and Twitter pages after realizing I would not be able to get into chat.  I learned a few things from going to my pages.  The first is that the people who follow me on Twitter are different than the people who follow me on Twitter.  The only things they have in common is that they both use computers or phones to access their accounts and that people would rather vote for me than any of the Republicans except for Ron Paul.

Despite missing the first 45 minutes of the debate due to chat issues, I was able to get a record number of retweets and comments on Twitter and a record number of likes and shares on Facebook.  (My previous record of shares on Facebook was zero.)

The results don’t end there.  I have more people following me on Twitter and have more friends on Facebook.  I will now split time between Facebook and Twitter and no longer blog in real-time here.

There was one thing that was said by one of the candidates last night that baffled me. (I forgot which candidate)  It wasn’t Ron Paul, Michele Bachmann, Jon Huntsman, or Herman Cain, but one of the others said that we need the Patriot Act to protect our liberties.  The Patriot Act erodes liberties.  This means that we need our liberties eroded to protect our liberties.  That makes no sense at all.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving from the entire Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign team!

November 23, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, foreign policy, humor, politics, Republicans, satire, Social Networking | , , , , , , | Comments Off on A Great Night After All

Testers Wanted

I am ready to take the next step in my campaign.  The plan is to have live streaming video starting next week.  But before I can livestream, I need to conduct some tests.  The testing involves a telephone.  I want to find out if the callers’ voices will be able to be heard on the show.

I also want to test the chat room that goes with the streaming.  Not so much the chat itself but to find any lag in the streaming.

Any interested persons should e-mail me at ahmnodtheare-at-politician.com.

November 22, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, media | , , , , | Comments Off on Testers Wanted

A Week to Prepare

The next debate (hosted by the Heritage Foundation) is not until next Tuesday.  I will have plenty of time to prep for this debate.  I am keeping my eye on the news and am taking notes.  I will be prepared for any questions the moderators might throw at me.  (By me, I mean the other candidates, but I will treat them as if they were being asked to me.)

For example:  If someone asks Herman Cain about his 9-9-9 plan, I will treat it as if it was my plan.  My response will be something like, “It wasn’t my tax plans.  It was the answer to what the police asked how many drinks I had that night.”  I had to say “9” three times because I didn’t think anybody heard me the first two times.

I will not be limiting myself to questions asked by moderators.  I will also answer your questions live next Tuesday at 8:00PM Eastern.  I will be in my chat room on Facebook.  You don’t have to be my Facebook friend to participate, but you will need an account.  Since I will be chatting live, I will not be blogging my answers or comments in real time in this blog as I normally do.

Invite your friends to the chat.  America needs to know what I am all about and why I am obviously the best candidate for President.

November 15, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, humor, politics, Social Networking | , , , , , | 5 Comments

Another Debate I’m Not Invited To Tonight

I will be hosting a chat tonight on Facebook.  I will not be blogging the debate.  Tonight’s debate is hosted by the Washington Post and will be on the Bloomberg Network.  (Channel 353 on DirecTV.)

Tonight’s chat will be less about what I will do (I have done that in the past and I will do that in the future).  I will instead explain the flaws in the Republican candidates as well as President Obama.

If there is any consolation in not being invited to tonight’s debate, it’s that President Obama wasn’t invited to debate either.  I would like to console the President as a fellow jilted uninvited candidate to a root beer summit.  (I would invite him to a beer summit, but I no longer drink.)

Tonight’s chat will be on Facebook.  You don’t have to be a friend or a fan to join in the chat, but you will need a Facebook account.  Below is the link:


I will be in the chat room at 7:45 for a meet-and-greet with anybody who has questions or just wants to say, “Hi.”

October 11, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, debate, humor, media, Obama, politics, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Another Debate I’m Not Invited To Tonight

Debate Summary

I was a little slow towards the end of the debate and I apologize.  Forgive my bias, but I think I won the debate.

I will be commenting on President’s speech on jobs tomorrow at 7:00PM Eastern in a chat room on Facebook.  All are invited to attend and ask me questions.

September 7, 2011 Posted by | campaign, humor, Obama, Reagan Library Debate, speech | , , | Comments Off on Debate Summary

Chat Room is Open

The chat room for tonight’s show is now open and will remain open through the show.  Go to http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare and click the “Chat” button.

I hope you enjoy the show.  The show itself will start at 10:00PM Eastern/ 7 Pacific.

March 25, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, commentary, issues | , | Comments Off on Chat Room is Open

Hitting the Airwaves Sunday Night

Segment Description Keywords Date
On the Road to the 2012 Elections Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare is already campaigning for 2012. He will share what he has been up to since the 2008 elections.  He will also be discussing one year anniversary of blogging.

election, 2012, satire, politics, Obama 2/15/2009
9:00 PM Eastern
60 Minutes

If you wish to call the show live, you can either call (347)-945-7487 or you can click the “Click to Talk” button in the chat room that will be available while the show is live.  

February 9, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, election, issues, media, politics, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Hitting the Airwaves Sunday Night

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