My Disdain for the Electoral College
I am upset with the Electoral College! I tried to find their campus, but couldn’t find it. I was hoping I could go school there on a Cheerleading scholarship. Continue reading
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Anyone Can Stand Up For Principle
You’re at home or at work reading this. You are as sick and tired of the nothingness of the two major parties as I am. You are tired of having the Cinemafia saying what is socially acceptable behavior. You don’t know where to turn…
As you know, I am an independent with alternative ideas to get things done. Together we can get things done and change America. There are things that will have to wait until I become President to accomplish. Other things can be done now.
You can stand up to your principles and fight the Cinemafia. Faylene Frampton has, and she’s only 11 years old. Faylene was a cheerleader in a Nebraska elementary school. She was kicked off the cheerleading squad because she refused to “shake her booty.” The cheerleading coach sees nothing wrong with girls (some of whom are in the second grade) with shaking their booties and neither does the Cinemafia.
Elementary school girls are not sex objects. Faylene knows this and stood up to corruption in the minds of children even though she is a child herself. Being a cheerleader and rooting for your team or school is one thing. Shaking booties and trying to arouse middle-aged balding men who live with their parents is another.
Stand up for what you believe in. Don’t be afraid of what can happen if you do. Be afraid of what can happen if you don’t. Faylene Frampton stood up. You can too.
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October 20, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | cheerleading, Faylene Frampton, inspiration, Nebraska, principle, school, standing up | 5 Comments