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Christmas Wish List

Christmas is a week from Friday and I should have posted this sooner.  I was hoping to get the things I wanted myslef, but can’t seem to find any of these things.  If you know where to find these things, please let me know.

  • A Rotary-Dial Cell Phone – I prefer rotary dials because many times I have my cell phone in my pocket and the buttons get pressed and dials out.  I end up getting billed for a 25-minute call to Indiana that I did not make.
  • A mp8-Track Player – I am looking for something with the portability of a mp3 player with the coolness that can only be found in 8-track players.
  • A Blender-and-Cooker Combination Bowl – I don’t like to use any more dishes than I have to.  I would like to put two eggs in a blending bowl, scramble them in the bowl, and cook them in the same bowl without pouring the scramble eggs into a frying pan and using the stove.
  • A Christmas Lighter – A lighter whose flame lights up in the same colors as Christmas lights.

I am not asking that anybody buy these for me, I just need to know where I can get these cool things.

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December 14, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Bah Hamburg!

For those people unfamiliar with Hamburg, NJ, it is a small town approximately 10 miles south of the New York/New Jersey border in the western part of New Jersey – near where I currently live.

My slogan, “Bah Hamburg” is a finalist for Hamburg’s contest to get people to shop in Hamburg.  Slogans should be short and attention getting.  One of the slogans I am up against is, “Hamburg – the Pulse of Sussex County!”  That slogan is both long and incorrect.  There are two other finalists, but I haven’t heard their slogans through the grapevine today.

If you happen to be in the small village of Hamburg, NJ this week, shop the stores and tell the store clerks, “Bah Hamburg!”

November 10, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from Ahmnodt Heare and the Celebrity Endorsers!

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December 24, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, media, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Merry Christmas!

It’s Snowing!

In case you’re wondering what is happening to your screen, WordPress has created a script where it looks like it is snowing on the screen while reading the page.  The script was optional, but I chose to use it because I was feeling Christmassy.

Snow is being made next door to me at the skiing place.  It plans on being opened for skiing next weekend.  It will be opened for tubing on Monday, the 8th.

I don’t understand tubing too much.  I brought a couple of test tubes to the mountain last season, but I could not figure how they were supposed to get me down the hill.

December 6, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Comments Off on It’s Snowing!

Christmas Greeting from my Celebrity Endorsers

Here is a video greeting made by endorsers of the Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign

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December 1, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, endorsement, media, satire | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Christmas Greeting from my Celebrity Endorsers

Some Gift Ideas

Instead of waking up at 3AM on Friday for the Black Friday Shopping mayhem, sleep in and buy some nice gifts from the Ahmnodt Heare store.  The items pictured below have the new slogan.  To see items with the old logo, check out http://www.cafepress.com/ahmnodt.This teddy bear is so cute.  Even the low price of $14.99 is cute.  Buy one for your loved one and one for yourself for less than a cinemafia-endorsed night of “entertainment.”

This coffee mug is a great ice-breaker for showing your support at work.  There is no better way to show your love than to say “Ahmnodt Heare for You.”

November 26, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, Uncategorized | , , , , | 3 Comments

End of the Line?

I will have two more shows on BlogTalk Radio.  If I do any more after that, it will depend on the ratings.  I am thinking about doing a third show (mainly because the next two shows have little to do with politics), but I will see how the next two shows go.

THIS SUNDAY’S SHOW (6/22) IS THE “ADVICE COLUMN” SHOW.  IF YOU NEED ADVICE ON ANYTHING FROM ROMANCE TO NAMING YOUR PET PACHYDERM, THEN SEND AN E-MAIL TO AHMNODTHEARE@POLITICIAN.COM AND I WILL ANSWER IT ON SUNDAY NIGHT’S SHOW.

The following Sunday (6/29) is the “Christmas” Show.

June 19, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign | , , , | Comments Off on End of the Line?

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