Changing my Name
I am changing my name from Ahmnodt F. N. Heare to Chevy Ford Chrysler. The plan is to confuse the person who writes out bailout checks. When the check comes to me, I would take out $50 million of the $27 billion and return the rest to the government. I would bail out the ailing prostitution industry and other industries the government is shy in bailing out.
Speech to the Sons of the Horse-and-Buggy
This is an excerpt of a speech I gave last night:
“The automakers want to be bailed out. If your ancestors were bailed out, the horse-and-buggy industry would still be thriving. If you elect me for president, I will retro-bail out the horse-and-buggy industry and let you run the businesses so your ancestors can finally rest in peace.
“Not only will I revive your industry, but I will build the first ever international horse-and-buggy highway with rest stables every ten miles. I will put every blacksmith and whitesmith to work. I will dedicate farms for horse-and buggy horses.
“If you elect me, America will transport stuff like never before!”
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 