Off to DC!
I am heading to Washington as soon as this blog entry is posted. I should be in Washington by 1:00PM. I’ll have some time to dilly-dally and campaign before picking up my daughter Patricia from school at 3:45. We’ll spend time at Chuck E. Cheese playing arcade games before heading to the Verizon Center to watch the Capitals play the Tampa Bay Lightning. I’ll buy her a replica Alexander Ovechkin jersey and an Alexander Semen Semin jersey for myself.
We will head to Wal-Mart after the game. I am going to let Patricia pick out her present this year. I am not always the best gift buyer. We will go to my parents’ house (providing my father remembers that we are coming late after the game) for the weekend.
Tomorrow will be a day for sight-seeing. Patricia will probably see all of the famous DC landmarks like I did growing up in Washington. I saw them on class trips and seeing sights on class trips usually sucked except for not being in class that day. Tomorrow will be the Washington Monument, the Supreme Court Building, and the the Royal Palace Gentleman’s Club.
I will be stopping at rest areas to check my e-mail. If I come across anything interesting I will mention it on my Facebook page.
Bedside Manner
I will be blogging from my bed for the next couple of days. I went to a “Hello Kitty” meetup at Chuck E. Cheese. I got in an accident on my way home from the meetup. My car was hit from behind. My back is very stiff. The woman who hit me was in bad shape. She was texting somebody while driving when she rammed me. She wasn’t wearing a seat belt and was knocked unconsious. When the police checked her out, they noticed a Blackberry on her lap. The display read, “LOL”.
She is doing fine now and will be released from the hospital tomorrow morning. I’ll be fine with some bed rest. Karilyn, if you’re reading this, the only thing I will be able to do in bed for the next couple days is sleep and blog. I am sorry.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 