Ahmnodt Heare! Ahmnodt Heare!
The rumor I am hearing from supporters in Charlotte is that the reason why President Obama’s nomination speech was moved from Bank of America Stadium to the Time Warner Cable Arena is because over 1,000 of my supporters were able to get tickets and they were going to let their voices heard tonight. They were also able to sneak “Ahmnodt Heare for President” signs into the stadium and had them in storage at the stadium until a Democratic Part operative spotted the signs during a security walk-through. They caught a supporter impersonating a security worker try to put more signs into storage. That supporter then spilled the beans about the operation.
Most of them had their tickets between the 20-and 40 yard lines on the far half of the field from the stage. They were ready to chant “AHMNODT HEARE!” when the Democratic faithful would chant “FOUR MORE YEARS!”. They even said they were trying to hack into the stadium television screens to have my picture posted while President Obama made his speech.
I had no prior knowledge of the actions of my supporters nor do I tolerate breaking of laws to get the message across. Make no mistake about it, I am nonetheless deeply flattered.
There are two reasons why this wasn’t mentioned in the news: The first reason is because the media doesn’t want to give my campaign any publicity. If the news ever mentioned that there was a candidate besides Obama and Romney running for President, people would be typing in that candidate’s name in search engines. People have heard of Roseanne Barr, but most people didn’t know she was running for President until they typed her name in a search engine. She and Cindy Sheehan are running on the “Peace and Freedom” ticket.
For those of you who found this blog entry by typing in “Roseanne Barr”, “Cindy Sheehan”, or “Reince Priebus Drunk”. welcome to my website. Be sure to check out my platform, videos, and the celebrities who have endorsed me.
September 6, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, endorsement, humor, media, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, scandal | Bank of America Stadium, chants, Charlotte, Cindy Sheehan, media blackout, operatives, Peace and Freedom Party, Roseanne Barr, search engines, security, signs, Time Warner Cable Arena | Comments Off on Ahmnodt Heare! Ahmnodt Heare!
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
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Nobel Prizes 2010
I would like to restore the good name of Alfred Nobel. His name has been tainted in recent years as his foundation has awarded a Peace Prize to a war president and a Economics Prize to Paul Krugman.
Each Year the Nobel Foundation gives awards in six categories: Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economics. Three awards I should not be considered for are Physics, Chemistry, and Medicine. I was not a good science student. Before you consider me for the Peace Prize, I would suggest you nominate Cindy Sheehan. She has been a tireless crusader for the peace cause for years. Check out her new project and help her out if you can, Cindy Sheehan deserves a prestigious peace prize for her work towards peace.]
This leaves two categories which you can nominate me: Literature and Economics. I am the ideal candidate for literature because I fit the criteria for a Nobel Prize: Artistic, but with few readers. I am the ideal candidate for economics because my plan is concise, yet detailed. It is also easy to read and understand.
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January 23, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | chemistry, Cindy Sheehan, economics, literature, medicine, Nobel Prize, nomination, peace, physics | 1 Comment