Clean Coal Technology
If you have coal that you want cleaned, bring it to me. I have bought a large washing machine so I will be able to clean more coal than I would be able to clean with smaller machines. I have also obtained a case of green spray paint in case you want to burn green coal.
Together we can burn clean, green coal. Let’s think about the environment.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Keeping Warm
The bad news is I do not have a coal-burning furnace. The good news is that Santa gave me enough coal to last me all winter. As soon as I figure out how I am going to get all of this coal home from Washington, I’ll be set. That and finding a place to put all of the coal.
My one wish is that this is the “clean coal” everybody is talking about. I don’t want to dirty the planet to keep warm unless I really have to.
Merry Christmas!
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December 25, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | clean coal, coal, Merry Christmas, pollution, Santa Claus | Comments Off on Keeping Warm