Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Keeping Warm

The bad news is I do not have a coal-burning furnace. The good news is that Santa gave me enough coal to last me all winter. As soon as I figure out how I am going to get all of this coal home from Washington, I’ll be set. That and finding a place to put all of the coal.
My one wish is that this is the “clean coal” everybody is talking about. I don’t want to dirty the planet to keep warm unless I really have to.

Merry Christmas!

Advertisement

December 25, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Keeping Warm

Clean Coal Technology

If you have coal that you want cleaned, bring it to me.  I have bought a large washing machine so I will be able to clean more coal than I would be able to clean with smaller machines.  I have also obtained a case of green spray paint in case you want to burn green coal.

Together we can burn clean, green coal.  Let’s think about the environment.

December 20, 2008 Posted by | environment, issues, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Clean Coal Technology

   

%d bloggers like this: