Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Here They Come!

Brace yourselves, America!  Last night I received a text from my running mate Albee Thayer that there is a superPAC in the works in Texas that plans to run anti-Ahmnodt Heare ads on television and radio in February.  Their original plan was to run an ad during the Super Bowl, but NBC nixed the ad stating they do not run political ads during the Super Bowl.

If you are looking for an internship with a major media company, Then write NBC, tell them that Ahmnodt Heare does not have an embed for his campaign and that you are willing to be that embed.

Tonight will be the last debate (8:00PM EST – CNN) the Republicans will have until February 22.  This is good news for people who have been playing drinking games during debates because their livers will finally have a chance to heal.  I am the only presidential candidate to play drinking games while debating so I am the only candidate who feels the pain.

I still haven’t gotten a microphone for my computer so production for my video and radio ads are on stand-by.  I am hoping to have them both finished this weekend.


January 26, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Albee, debate, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Pardon the Rabble

I have a few things going against me today:

  • I have a stomach virus – I won’t go into any detail because some people like to eat while reading blogs.
  • The microphone I was using for my upcoming ad malfunctioned during production. – I’m hoping to put the video up tomorrow.
  • Rick Perry suspended his campaign.  I was hoping that I could have garnered his supporters.  He decided to endorse the Newtered One instead.
  • The Newtered One wanted an open marriage. I am wondering if Callista feels the same way.  Tell her I can be reached at (507)- AHMNODT.

Despite feeling near death as I am writing this, I will be be offering my insight to tonight’s debate.  Yes there is yet another debate.  Yes I know I wasn’t invited to yet another debate.  I even know that a lot of the humor factor has been taken out now that Rick Perry will not be debating.  This is the duty anybody seriously running for President must do.  My insight will be on Twitter and Facebook.

I’m off to take care of some errands and to take a quick nap before the debate.  I’m not sure of the time or channel of the debate, but I think it’s CNN at 8:00PM Eastern.

January 19, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, humor, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Search “Ahmnodt Heare” on Media Websites

The next time you go to MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, or Drudge Report, use their search box and search for “Ahmnodt Heare”.  While you will not find any results as of yet, you will make the website people at these sites notice and will want to search further.

I thank you for taking on this endeavour.

October 8, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, media | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Search “Ahmnodt Heare” on Media Websites

CNN Political Ticker: All bias, all the time!

CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive – Exit polls: Red/blue divide shows in North Carolina « – Blogs from CNN.com

CNN chose not to post a comment I wrote on the blog above. All I said was that America needs to look beyond Red and Blue and unite behind a leader and that I would be that leader. While support for Ahmnodt Heare is banned on CNN, they allowed this reply from an Obama supporter:

YES WE CAN May 6th, 2008 6:53 pm ET

YES we can go obama go obama go obama haha i will vote for john McCain in november and i know McCain vs Obama will be an easy win for McCain so i will be saying YES WE CAN until november !

May 6, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama | , , , , | 3 Comments

CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive – CNN to air exclusively ‘The Compassion Forum’ « – Blogs from CNN.com

CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive – CNN to air exclusively ‘The Compassion Forum’ « – Blogs from CNN.com

CNN forgot to invite me for some bizarre reason. I ooze compassion! If you don’t believe me, you can ask my mom. She caught me oozing compassion when I was looking at Miss July in a Playboy magazine.

While my responses will not be on CNN, you can catch my responses to the questions asked to Senators Clinton and Obama in real time starting at 8:00PM Eastern time.

April 12, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, election, Obama, Platform | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on CNN Political Ticker: All politics, all the time Blog Archive – CNN to air exclusively ‘The Compassion Forum’ « – Blogs from CNN.com


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