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Another Misunderstanding

A few of my supporters were arrested last night at a gentleman’s club in Spokane, Washington.  They were charged with soliciting sex and lewd behavior.  The ladies were eventually released then it was determined that “Free Lay’s” had nothing to do with sex or prostitution, but had everything to do with potato chips.

I don’t have all of the information right now, but from what I was told, the volunteers were not strippers and they had permission from the club owner to set up a small table in the back.  The ladies wore tight shorts because they weren’t going to church last night.  One of the ladies bought a box full of snack-size Lay’s Potato Chips (original flavor).  She was going to bring them to the pot luck dinner, but thought people wouldn’t care for free Lay’s at church so she brought them to the gentlemen’s club.

The ladies also told me that the club is misnamed.  Most of the men in the club were not acting like gentlemen.  Some of the men wanted multiple Lay’s.  One was weird enough to ask each of the women for a free Lay’s.  (He wanted quick Lay’s also, but nobody knew how long it takes to make a bag of Lay’s potato chips.)

The ladies hope they don’t have any misunderstandings in the future.  They are planning to bring Coca-Cola and start a “Coke Night” at the Rehab Center.

November 10, 2010 Posted by | campaign, commentary, election, humor, satire, scandal | , , , , , | 3 Comments

The Cinemafia Wants More!

It is bad enough the Cinemafia wanted to control what you watch.  Now they want to control what you eat.  They want you to eat “healthy.”  They suddenly care bout what you put in your body.  Don’t fall for it.  It is just a ploy to hide what they really want to do, which is to control what you watch, and sub sequentially, what you think.

We Americans might be gullible to pay $15 for a large tub of popcorn and a large Coke, but we’re not going to spend that type of money on a large tub of broccoli and a large prune juice.  We go to movies to be entertained, not to learn.  What’s next?  Treadmills instead of seats?  Spinning machines?

It is time for the Cinemafia to quit telling people how to live and gouging our pocketbooks and wallets in the process.  As President, I will make sure that the Cinemafia quits acting like evil brats and starts making quality affordable movies again.

March 17, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

   

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