About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The Trip Begins
I am at my undisclosed hotel room in London. Preparations are being made to get petitions for Londoners to sign to allow them to vote for President and have their vioces heard in who gets to be the leader of the free world. Since London is considered part of the free world (despite the 4382 street cameras I counted between Heathrow Airport and the hotel I am staying at 2 miles away), it is only fair that they get to vote for the leader of the free world.
My London campaign manager is a man with a deep British accent. I think he said his name is Goh Da’ell. he must be part French. He also said my “bassted” was bloody, but I don’t know what a bassted is and I couldn’t find blood anywhere on me.
It is almost midnight according to the alarm clock here. It is only 7PM on my watch. I will fix the alarm clock before I leave tomorrow.
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March 15, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, election, foreign policy, issues, satire | British, Cockney accent, Heathrow airport, London | 4 Comments