Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Some Changes

I dug deep into the labyrinth of WordPress and made some changes which will benefit both real people and myself while eliminating a good portion of the spam that has been infesting this website in recent weeks.

The noticeable change you may notice is that posts older than 30 days will no longer accept comments.  Most of the spam had been going to old posts and not accepting comments at all should stop that.  Those who had recently tried to post but do not have a WordPress account should be able to post again.

I will be blogging tonight’s debate in real time.  You can watch the debate on Fox or you can get the correct answers here.

September 22, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, debate | , , | Comments Off on Some Changes

Bad Time

The following post is a translation from English to Spammer English.  Spammer English is when an eastern European uses translation software to translate their spam from their native tongue to English.  The original post is “Bad Timing“, originally written in April, 2010.

Spammer English is the paragraphs in bold.  The original paragraph is below in italics.

One of the pitfalls of the campaign is to raise growth and to organize a popular event is that sometimes people pick the strangest times he wants to talk about it. I was atdinner in Denny with my daughter seven years, when people started asking me questions about “Orgies to abstinence.”

One of the pitfalls of having a campaign that is picking up momentum and organizing a popular event is that sometimes people pick the oddest times to want to talk about it.  I was having dinner at Denny’s with my seven-year-old daughter when people started asking me questions about “Orgies for Abstinence.”

I have come to accept that there will be situations in which people will want me and I’ll have a little less time with my daughter than I would. It is part of the territory of the U.S. president. But there are some questions that should not be around children. Not my child, no child, Gomez and Morticia Addams child.

I have come to accept that there will be situations where people will want to see me and I will have some less time with my daughter than I would like.  It is part of the territory with running for President of the United States.  But there are some questions that should not be asked around children.  Not my child, not your child, not Gomez and Morticia Addams’ child.

Seven years has no interest information: “Orgies to abstinence.” She does not need toknow what is orgy. She does not need to know what is abstinence (but it would help ifshe abstained.) She definitely does not need to see her father stumbled when askedwhat orgies and sexual abstinence.

A seven-year-old has no business knowing about “Orgies for Abstinence.”  She doesn’t need to know what an orgy is.  She doesn’t need to know what abstinence is (but it would help if she abstained.)  She definitely doesn’t need to see her father tripped up when she asks what an orgy and abstinence are.

I would like to thank everyone for their continued support and enthusiasm for thecampaign, many of direction “Orgies to abstinence.” If you have any questions, feel free to ask (silently).

I would like to thank everybody for their continued support for my campaign and the unbridled enthusiasm many have towards “Orgies for Abstinence.”  If you have any questions, feel free to ask (discreetly).

Why the rant about spam?  Because every once in a while, legitimate comments get buried in the spam comments.  Askimet (the software WordPress uses to filter out spam) normally does a very good job of filtering out spam while letting legitimate comments be posted.  Once in a while (about 1 in 2000 comments), either a legitimate comment is found in the spam pile or a spam comment is found posted.

I try to read every comment in the spam pile before deleting it.  People have questions they want answered.  Some people are critical of me and my campaign.  These voices need to be heard.  Gibberish comments for Viagra or credit scores do not.

August 25, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor | , , | 2 Comments

Searching for the Next President

Searching for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google has become much more difficult.  At One time, there were almost 40,000 results when searching for me on Google.  The result as of this moment has been lowered to 5,630.

As my presidential campaign becomes more popular, efforts are being made to silence my campaign.

Searching for “Ahmnodt is still over 25,000 results.  But with only 5,630 of them being “Ahmnodt Heare”, the rest must be for those looking for either the famoust Bulgarian sculptor Ahmnodt Fukinov or the famous woman Ahmnodt There.

If you are a blogger, I am asking for you to blog about me in one of your next entries.  Whether you intend to vote for me or not, American need to know about me.  This is especially important to do if you don’t support me.  If people don’t read about your negative comments about my becoming president, people will be more compelled to vote for me.  Don’t forget to add the “Ahmnodt Heare” tag to your blog entry.

October 2, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Searching for the Next President

Not Much Going On

Today is a slow day.  There are no updates on “Orgies for Abstinence“.  The CineMafia hasn’t done anything newsworthy lately.  Vanna White is still as lovely and talented as ever.  There is no confirmation or denial of my status of becoming the Hobo Party candidate for President.

It is for these reasons that I have decided not to write a blog entry for today.  I am sorry that there is nothing for you to read today and nothing for you to comment.  I am confident things will change tomorrow.

NOTE:  A special apology is in order for David, who I know was looking forward to read something I was going to blog about today.

October 21, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

President Obama’s Health Care Speech Tonight

I want to remind people that President Obama will be giving a speech tonight to a joint session of Congress.  This does not mean he will be passing around a joint during the speech.

I normally blog in real time during speeches like this and during debates.  However; I will not be home to blog tonight.  I will post a transcript of President Obama’s speech tomorrow.  I will add my comments and demonstrate how I will do things differently.

NOTE: Tonight’s speech is scheduled to start at 8:00PM Eastern/ 5:00PM Pacific.  It will be on the news networks, the major broadcast networks and many news radio stations.

September 9, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, health care, Obama, politics, speech | , , , , | 1 Comment

What is Bothering You?

I am sensing that many people are dissatisfied with Barack Obama’s presidency.  I have voiced my concerns in the past.  While President Obama’s “change” looks a lot like George W. Bush, I will do things differently.  I will live my my motto, “Ahmnodt Heare for America… Ahmnodt Heare for You.”

Here is where I can start helping you and America.  If you have an issue you want handled, please type it in the comments section and I will give a detailed response on how I will handle the situation.  This website will be around once I am elected, so everything I say I will do will be around for all to see.  If you have more than one question, i ask that you place each one in a seperate comment box so it looks like people are reading this entry.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

2008 and 2012 Candidate for President of the United States

May 15, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, commentary, issues, Obama, politics | , , , | Comments Off on What is Bothering You?

My 400th Post

This is my 400th posting to this blog.  I have addressed everything from the issues and campaigning to lighter topics like the Toronto Maple Leafs and war.

Approximately 70 posts were one or two sentence posts that were answers I gave in real time to debates I was not invited to participate.

Other accomplishments:

Total views: 9,505

Busiest day: 851 — Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Totals

Posts: 400

Comments: 250

Categories: 39

Tags: 1,029

Thank you for joining the journey to a better tomorrow.

December 8, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, issues, MS Debate, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

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